Sam said yes to her WEDDING DRESS this weekend and it happened so quickly.........like, maybe too quickly? Her standard panic ensues, while Bill tries to describe what he thinks she picked out. Plus, get your first real glimpse into their most common freaking fight.

The wedding date and location have FINALLY been chosen! Does the date come with some concerns? YEP! Does Bill know what Hilary Duff looks like? NOPE! Are they gonna make everything work, despite these issues? YOU BET!

Sam sasses an employee at the wedding expo and Bill attempts to seduce her into dressing room sex........Sam. Not the employee. Anyway, both are uncomfortable.

Sam has a small (and very real) crisis over fearing her and Bill's most exciting sexual encounters are behind them. Also. He had a threesome once. What the hell.

Billy boy FINALLY got his head count, and all it did was create new problems. Screw it, you're all invited!

Sam and Bill with world renowned (yes, world) photographer Psycho Phil, and he gives a little Dos and Don'ts list on how to have a successful photoshoot! Also, his stories are amazeballs.

Sam and William AKA Bill introduce themselves as the chaotic couple they truly are, starting this podcast off with a very upsetting wedding quiz. Also, Sam makes Bill bleed.....sorry about that.