BAM! Wedding Podcast

DIAMOND IS HERE! She challenges Bill to a live trumpet/wedding contest, to see if he actually has what it takes to play on their big day! If he can't nail it, Sam says he can't play at the wedding. Plus, they are going through some real guest-list stresses thanks to accepting a generous financial gift from Sam's parents! Chaos.

Bill and Sam basically get NO WEDDING PLANNING DONE this week. Instead, they argue a record breaking 4 times, teach Bill how to "smize," and ironically take a quiz that says they are more compatible than ever. Honestly, this relationship makes no sense some days.

Introducing distinguished guests, THE BROOKLYN BOYS! Sam and Bill are planning a holiday weekend wedding, and "some people" feel a certain way about that. They all hash out what guests want to experience at a wedding party, and how to potentially assess your wedding gift value! LET THE BICKERING BEGIN!

NOT FOR MOM AND DAD! Sam talks about shitting her pants this week, and Billy recalls his first orgasm....which was an accident....and apparently, at 15-years-old! WOAH! They also recap where they are failing in wedding planning, and fight over snacks.

Sam addresses some real anxiety she's been dealing with causing wedding nightmares, and literally cries. Which is totally on brand for her. Bill on the other hand is fed up with her subconscious expecting the worst of him, and tries to summon her to correct it! Also he wants angry sex.

Bill and Sam BOTH show up tipsy to celebrate him being DONE WITH SCHOOL! They recount their second date (which apparently was only good from Bill's point of view), spill their drunk "first tell's", and get into one another's red flags.

Sam spends literally more than a month's rent on a single purchase for herself, and wants to come clean about it. Understandably, Bill is NOT the most thrilled. He is, however, slightly more excited about having a joint stripper event, as was suggested by a listener!

Guest hosts Carla Marie and Anthony grace us with their opinions as Bill and Sam try to figure if they want any strippers at their bachelor/bachelorette parties! Now that Carla Marie is a bridesmaid, apparently she has plans. Plus, BOTH couples get to air out a beef!

First off, Sam is kinda drunk again. So let's get that annoyance out of the way. Secondly, these two discuss how they learned about sex, and what they are going to do with their imaginary child when that time comes. It's now probable it won't be Bill who does the explaining...

Bill stole Sam's thong when they were newly dating, and she JUST found them! EWE is that creepy?! Plus they discuss bachelor/bachelorette parties, and who is responsible for paying for them.