Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house!

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Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized in public!

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Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace!

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Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Oklahoma town and Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science!

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Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left huge tip then tried to get it back, the porn chancellor speaks and a service duck kicked out of Buc-ee's for life!

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Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat!

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Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it!

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Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters!

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette!

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Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd!

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