This week:

Trump yells at Fox news for not being Fox News enough

Feckless Democrats behave fecklessly

Mitch McConnell might just be corrupt

We try unsuccessfully to ruin some rare good news

Jared Kushner might also be corrupt

And Dr. Ruth helps far-right Christians have an orgasm

This Week:

The Gang from Sesame St. explains tariffs to Trump

We introduce the hit new show from the state of Georgia "CSI Miscarriage Unit"

Is your Uber driver a war criminal? (Probably not,but not as probably as you'd hope)

We uncover a conspiracy of Republican men

Every Democrat is Running for President

And we look at the bad Biblical leadership that makes Trump look good to Evangelicals

This week: John Madden and a Southern aristocrat analyze the Kentucky Derby

Jerry Falwell Jr. gets blackmailed

Kamala Harris slaps the jowls off of William Barr

Nicholas Cage parody...need we say more

Georgia outlaws abortion in cases where the woman knows she's pregnant

And Brett Kavanaugh explains the privilege of Executive privilege

In this week's episode:

A couple of "Real Housewife" characters give Robert Mueller's letter to AG Barr the confrontation and high drama it deserves

Donald Trump perfects the legal argument: "Because I don't want to"

The Devil saves a small child from anti-vaxers

As suggested by Trump: Democrats execute a baby

Venezuela is shit

And Bernie Sanders gets booed by black women

"Conscience has made coward of us Democrats"

In this episode: Trump obstructs justice, the Saudi Arabian government crucifies someone who they already beheaded, Nancy Pelosi plays "Hamlet," Chris Cuomo is an asshole, and we invented "Republican Earth Day."

This week:

President Trump hides his tax returns using the "I don't want to" legal defense.

Bob Ross makes Happy little redactions of the Mueller Report

We serenade Chicago Mayor Lightfoot in the style of Gordon Lightfoot

We try and make recycling macho

We falsely accuse Devin Nunes of feeding cocaine to an underage for the purposes of prostitution, as part of our ongoing efforts to build a larger audience by getting sued by Devin Nunes

And Kirstjen Nielsen finally gets fired

The discovery of at least 3 Mexican countries has given us a lot to talk about, but we also say some things to Attorney General Barr that should remain redacted, we get to the bottom of Jared Kushner's security clearance and the origin of Trump's inability to pronounce "origin"

Also there was a major security breach at Mar-A-Largo and we talk about the death penalty...but it's funny...I promise

In this week's episode we especially mirror the media.

First we stop everything we're doing in order to cover Joe Biden not making a decision.

Then we speculate about the Mueller report

Then we make a brief mention of gerrymandering and protection of our democracy

Then it's right back to speculating about the Mueller report.

Then an angry editorialized report on Betsy DeVos and the Special Olympics

And then...you guessed more useless blabber about the Mueller report

This week:

A U.S. Senator gives President Trump a "Whipping"

Defame Devin Nunes

We do a hard hitting interview with a 6 month old babay

Explore a myriad of German insults

We finally got around to making fun of "Ivanaka Vacuuming:

And oh by the way the President of the United States is a criminal.