We're back and kicking off 219 by making fun of Democrats' obsession with 2020.

President Trump fails to grasp the concept of "emergency"

Elizabeth Warren is in the fight

And a Russian interrogator learns to make small talk instead of torture.

Happy 2019 everybody

In this half holiday special half regular show:

There's a a lot of Christmas, but also Michael Flynn is a traitorous scumbag, Russia lied about a robot, and Michael Flynn is a traitorous scumbag.

Plus lots of Christmasy stuff.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Better Than Average Etc.

This week Racist Old Man Steve King learns the difference between Apple and Google

President Trump threatens a government shut down because he's not at all insecure about his penis size

Scumbag John Edwards is used to defend Scumbag President Trump

Bullshit correspondent Holly Schmidt introduces a new segment called "Holy shit that's some bullshit with Holly Schmidt"

Prime Minister May put's Mary Poppins to shame

And Nobody wants to be President Trump's Chief of Staff

In this week's episode we examine the ironic legacy of George H. W. Bush, a Republican who actually fought AGAINST the Nazis, we explore stupidity of Rudy Giuliani, the corruption of Michael Flynn, the frustrating vagueness of redaction, and Wisconsin was in the news so there's a lot of cheese jokes.  A frightening number of cheese jokes

We're back from the Thanksgiving holiday, but with all of the racism, climate denial, more racism, Russia related lies, more racism still, and the latest NRA bullshit; it's like we never left.

Just another week in Trump's America

In our last episode before Thanksgiving we find out how the stupid "J" in the middle of Kirsjen Nielsen's name made her the awful racist she is today

Kelly Anne Conway might be The Wicked Witch of the West

Who the fuck is Matt Whitaker

Karen McDougal is back in the news

And Melania fires someone

In our election results special we discuss:

Brian Kemp is a cheating racist

Brian Kemp is a racist cheater.

Donald Trump is too racist for Fox

Racist Robots

Voting Machines by Ivanka

And unfairly mixed up among all this racism, is a segment on ranked choice voting

It's really funyy; so seriously if you didn't vote you don't deserve to enjoy it

It's our 1 year anniversary!!!

And we're doing what we always do; making very funny sketches about unfunny things.

Like troop deployments to the border, antisemitic hate crimes, and voter suppression,

But as an anniversary present from the News Gods, those two idiots tried to frame Robert Mueller, and baby boomers are still stupid

And as a gift to ourselves Dan wrote a hilarious sketch in the style of Monty Python.

Thanks for listening. It's been a very silly year

This episode features: Immigrant caravan conspiracies, Jamal Khashoggi's body-double, Marcy's Law, The idiot whose mail bombs didn't go off, Useless baseball statistics, the exorcism of the hex of Brett Kavanaugh, and of course the almost impossible task of making Donald Trump look bad

In this hialrious new episode:

Trump changes back climate change

Elizabeth Warren's DNA tes changes nothing

Melania changes the rule about not bullying Melania by comlplaining about being bullied

Senator David Perdue steals our microphone

Racists try to change Brian Kemp's racist image among not racist Republicans looking for an excuse to vote for a racist

And No amount of bullshit can change the fact that Jamal Khashoggi was murded