In this week's episode North Korea held an election even more corrupt than a rich kid's college admission's process

Southwest Airline updates its pre-flight safety nonsense

CNN exploits the Syrian war

Overcoming your inner white lady

and oh yeah by the way the President of the United States invited a sex trafficker to his Super Bowl Party

In this week's episode:

Trump ignores North Korean missile threats in favor of Chairman Kim's love letters

That homophobic Colorado baker is a pain the ass again

What can we say about R. Kelly that R Kelly hasn't already said in the 3rd person

The "My Pillow" guy designs a pillow for Trump supporters

And self driving cars are racist

Who knew the end of civilization could be so funny? 

Trump appoints climate change deniers to investigate climate change

Michael Cohen accuses Trump of all of the crimes

We're selling nukes to Saudi Arabia

Mark Meadows racism is officially not racist according to the Congressional record

India and Pakistan are bickering again

A white savior saves a white savior from white saviordome

And Trump and Kim are in LOVE

This weeks episode is dedicated to calling out bullshit:

From Roger Stone, to the fake National Emergency, to lobbyists, to GOP rhetoric, to the Catholic Church.

We fit so much bullshit into less than half an hour; this episode is a major contributer to climate change

The Congressman who coined the phrase "freedom fries" died, El Chapo was convicted, a new Football league that's almost as violent as El Chapo was formed, raicists sympathize with racism, and we take a magical tour of a an interment camp for children

Between covering the State of the Union and the State of Virginia is it any wonder we did a sketch about the idea that procreation is immoral.

Also, Atlanta local 21 Savage is actually English and Roger Stone is onto us.

This weeks Howard Shultz considers spoiling a Presidential election worse than plain red cups spoiled Christmas

Shocking news: Russia is corrupt

Venezuela is too fucked for regular comparisons

Brian Kemp tries to steal Stacey Abrams spotlight

Jared Kushner's security clearance is alsmost as suspicious as Jared Kushner

And Matt Whitaker gargles his own flop sweat

In this weeks episode we launch an incompetent investigation into Uber's incompetent investigations.

We attack racism with a racist caricature of Minnesotans

We don't bother to learn how to pronounce the name of the latest irrelevant Democratic Presidential candidate

We do the comedy equivalent of smirking back at that smirking MAGA hat catholic school boy

We "hypothetically" interview crazy Rudy Giuliani

And a transphobic conservative eats his feelings into a cake

In this ridiculous week in news

Rand Paul travels to Canada for a socialist hernia operation

There's a statue called McJesus being protested in Israel and yes it's every bit as silly as you're imagining

Steve King is still racist and insane

Clemson deserves better

Furloughed workers are not on vacation

And we find out what Trump's translator knows

So in addition to the usual making fun of Trump and the celebration of the 25th anniversary of John Bobbitt becoming a human dick-joke; Dan wrote a parody of 17th century morality play.

Seriously this is almost certainly the only podcast in the world with a parody of a 17th century morality play; so suck it WTF