Chris and Matt investigate the health and safety consequences of naked tractor operating, examine Kim Kardashian's use of Snapchat filters, witness a mea culpa from Phillip Schofield and, in Life of Riley, get the Friday feeling with Rachel. Plus an ancient Chinese birth chart which has not been tested or endorsed by UK pregnancy officials.

Matt and Chris assess the chances of Meghan Markle entering the I'm A Celebrity jungle, wonder how grey Liam Payne is, look forward to White Chicks 2 and, in Life of Riley, report on this year's Hearing Dog Awards - very much the Oscars of the hearing dogs world.

Chris and Matt investigate the Peru One, are stunned by a royal revelation, salute Diana Ross' muscles, are nonplussed by Phillip Schofield's mince pie and, in Life of Riley, manage to control themselves at the thought of an egg salad sandwich fancy dress outfit.

Matt and Chris examine a low-key date night, inspect Prince George's new school menu, wonder whether one showbiz journalist knows what a tomboy is and, in Life of Riley, admire Rachel's tennis ball dress.

Chris and Matt uncover an insane athletics coincidence which makes Coronation Street fans lose it, witness Brooklyn Beckham working up a sweat in LA, discover who one fourth of the UK's biggest girl group is and, in Life Of Riley, marvel at the teenage Rachel's fatalistic approach to meeting her maker.

In the pilot episode of Barely Contained, Matt and Chris investigate a Kelly Brook conspiracy, enjoy Gavin Rossdale's trip to the farmers' market and take a look at the new journalistic role of Rachel Riley Correspondent.