Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the latest dispatches from the virtual red carpet, including Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington tragedy, Kelly Rowland’s walking skills and Jamie Lynn Spears’ electric car cat massacre.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the very lowest tier of celebrity reportage, including Mike Pence’s tight tip, Jim McDonald’s milk theft, a Buffy height query and why 2020 was the year we’ll all remember for falling for Princess Anne.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the very lowest tier of celebrity reportage, including Jacqueline Jossa’s washing powder reaction, Jack Fincham’s bathtime dog guard and the return of Life of Riley.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to grade, using a complex algorithm, the latest crop of celebrity reportage, including Jennifer Lopez’s internet-crashing conduct, James May’s name game and gobsmacked Tipping Point fans.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to adjudge the pick of the litter of the UK’s on-stream superstar correspondence, including Lizzie Cundy’s whopper marrow, a shopping centre Hollyoaks reunion and Anne Hegerty’s fiery warning.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to appraise the cream of the crop of the UK’s World Wide Web-based celebrity journalism, including Olly Murs’ prolific bulge, Chris Taylor’s love confession, Katie Holmes’ literal head-turning and Gemma Collins’ lockdown phone audit.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to take stock of some of the most momentous dispatches from the showbusiness frontline, including Chris Tarrant’s cunning fishing confession, Katie Price’s treadmill war, Prince Harry’s hair op pressure and Carol Kirkwood’s major on-air blunder.

In another lockdown episode Matt Withers is joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to dichotomise some of the biggest showbusiness stories out there, including Jake Gyllenhaal’s gloomy errand run, Sophie Reade’s sinful garment, Ben Shephard’s filthy penis innuendo and Olivia Culpo’s cello TLC.

In another lockdown episode Matt Withers is joined at a safe 40-mile social distance by Chris Beckett to cast their eyes over some of the biggest A-list stories out there, involving Alesha Dixon’s ribcage, Josie Gibson’s twig, Brody Jenner’s shaka hand sign and why Prince George may never be King.

Socially distancing 40 miles apart, Matt Withers is joined by Chris Beckett to cast their eyes over some of the more topical superstar stories out there, including Javier Hernández’s wife’s equine unadornment, Anthea Turner buying some bleach, a Love Island rona revelation and Loose Women lunacy.