Matt Withers and Chris Beckett pore over some of the latest celebrity stories from across the information superhighway, including Princess Diana’s posthumous Megxit fury, Peter Andre’s chilled birthday celebrations and Scarlett Moffatt’s Noel Edmonds spectral sightings.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett dissect some of the crispest communiques from showbusiness’ fourth estate, including Richard Madeley’s menacing stare, Scarlett Moffatt’s spectral dating boundaries and Bradley Walsh's air high fives.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the latest dispatches from the virtual red carpet, including Kate Middleton’s bobble hat, Stacey Solomon’s bin-shaming and Elaine Paige’s ironic Twitter tragedy.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the latest dispatches from the virtual red carpet, including Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington tragedy, Kelly Rowland’s walking skills and Jamie Lynn Spears’ electric car cat massacre.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the very lowest tier of celebrity reportage, including Mike Pence’s tight tip, Jim McDonald’s milk theft, a Buffy height query and why 2020 was the year we’ll all remember for falling for Princess Anne.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to assess the very lowest tier of celebrity reportage, including Jacqueline Jossa’s washing powder reaction, Jack Fincham’s bathtime dog guard and the return of Life of Riley.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to grade, using a complex algorithm, the latest crop of celebrity reportage, including Jennifer Lopez’s internet-crashing conduct, James May’s name game and gobsmacked Tipping Point fans.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to adjudge the pick of the litter of the UK’s on-stream superstar correspondence, including Lizzie Cundy’s whopper marrow, a shopping centre Hollyoaks reunion and Anne Hegerty’s fiery warning.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to appraise the cream of the crop of the UK’s World Wide Web-based celebrity journalism, including Olly Murs’ prolific bulge, Chris Taylor’s love confession, Katie Holmes’ literal head-turning and Gemma Collins’ lockdown phone audit.

Matt Withers is once again joined at a safe social distance of 57,936m by Chris Beckett to take stock of some of the most momentous dispatches from the showbusiness frontline, including Chris Tarrant’s cunning fishing confession, Katie Price’s treadmill war, Prince Harry’s hair op pressure and Carol Kirkwood’s major on-air blunder.