Barking Points Memo

This Fucking Week continues to be terrible as we accelerate towards… I don't even know.

Ace covers the ongoing state-wide teachers' strike in West Virginia, and Ryan takes us down the path of gamer aggrievement.

BARKING POINT:

What new dumb thing can we blame on gaming?

Send in your responses to @barkingpoints

Enjoy this premium-length episode where Ryan talks about the GamersAreGood "movement", and Junius takes us all on a magic schoolbus tour of new discoveries in antibiotics, or bacterial war crimes.

BARKING POINT FOR NEXT WEEK:

Who or what should be the next overpaid op-ed page editor for a previously-esteemed publication?

This Fucking Week includes clown-haired Rand Paul's short shutdown, Trump's desire for a military parade, Elon Musk, the administration full of wife-abusers and enablers, finishing off with California cops working with the Nazis, not against them. 

Ace covers the very dark, very German history of privatization! WHEEEE!

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THIS FUCKING WEEK we are joined by Prat (@PartyPrat) to talk Trump's State of the Union, Dumbass Watergate, Boss Baby, Bitcoin's collapse, the newly-resigned head of Health and Human Services, Boss Baby, and why you shouldn't eat all those hormones.

BARKING POINT: What kind of Home Alone-style trap will Trump build to avoid the Mueller Investigation, and how will he inevitably fuck up? Send them to @BarkingPoints!

Minus a feverish Junius, the Bark Boyz™® are back to lament This Fucking Week: The Dems cave again, Trump as a Reverse Kevin McCallister Archetype, Pennsylvania un-g(j)errymanders their district map, and THE XFL IS BAAAAAAAAACK.

Horrifying Police Malfeasance Correspondent Ace covers The Worst Cops (in Baltimore) @ 33:40

Ace covers the plight of American civil liberties under the bipartisan consensus that we should all get monitored – for freedom!

Ryan teaches us the valuable lesson that Gamers are terrible and then we talked about Persona for a bit.

This Fucking Week:

Chelsea Manning runs for senate, Trump's pornstar mistress, his hatred of sharks, his Awards Ceremony for Fake News What Makes Me Angry 2017, Bitcoin tanks again, NRA possibly committing treason, Refusal of Service to LGBT, and the Government Shitdown.

Axel is gone this week! Ace is writing this description! He is very sorry for getting so angry during the recording. Please do not accuse him of being unhinged, as his physician has confirmed that he is of sound mind and body. The best mind and body.

This week, Ace, Ryan, and Junius discuss Joe Arpaio's senate bid, North Carolina's unconstitutional gerrymander, Disney's baffling silence on extending copyright terms, Steve Bannon's messy break from Breitbart, and fallout from Trump's continued negligence in Puerto Rico. Ryan and Junius discuss Damore's bizarre lawsuit and Amazon's bizarre company town, respectively.

Welcome to the new show format!

This week we take you through the latest news in our hellworld landscape and take special focus on The Facts not Feelings Brigade, Time Crisis for Teachers, and Raw Water.

Barking Points Memo NIGHTS: No One Is Sober

• The Democrats were able to beat an unqualified, crazy pedophile by 1%!

• The Alt-Right Style Guide: MLA for Nazis

• Silicon Valley upgraded our dystopia with anti-homeless snitch drones.

• Minecraft has a mafia-style industry, also your fridge will hack you.

Barking Points: Please, please help the Democrats really sell their message of "status quo or bust" but in only 3 emojis or less.