Barking Points Memo

This Fucking Week brings us more gastrointestinal distress, Tim Draper Dumb Ballot Measure Gets Tim Dropped, and Elon Musk is Rusty Venture. 

Ryan brings us a democracy update as right to work goes down in flames.

Barking Point: What will be printed on Elon Musk's hot pants?

Sponsors:Takel, Izzy Wintrell, Drifa Jonsdottir, JD Laclede, Bobskunk

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Circumstances have left us with only two hosts today as we detail this week in Soybean Garbage Barges, Tech companies taking way too long to remove Alex Jones and the like, Emuparadise shutting down, and the Kochs once again proving the left's points for us.

Barking Point: Go congratulate SonicFox on his EVO victory!

Sponsors: Ahundred, John Franklin, Spooky Biscuits, Appledectomy, megaRammy

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The One True Axel Returns, The NRA is Dying, Elon Musk Wants More Distracted Dans Behind the Wheel, and Junius presents biographies of LGBT contributions to science!

Barking Point: What will a Koch-funded think tank accidentally prove next?

Sponsors: Jake Soot, Mogu the Panda, Seth Hatlelid, John Franklin, and K

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When the Axel's away, the rest will play This Fucking Week in poison food and Trump's war against science. Speaking of poison food: PAPA JOHN'S!

"I DIDN'T SHIT MY PANTS, YOU SHAT MY PANTS!" - Papa John, probably

Barking Point: What horrible product/company/human endeavor will disgraced for Papa John's CEO put his dumb doofus face on next?

Sponsors: Ahundred, Jake Soot, John Franklin, gay luna, megaRammy, Appledectomy, JD Laclede, Wolfinator, DissonantDragon, Brandon Carey, The Fatherless & The Widow

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We're Back! This Fukken Week covers the new Furry-Juggalo Alliance, Elon Musk making a further ass of himself, and a Donny Update. Junius presents the issues facing LGBT+ people working in STEM careers. Barking Point: What is inside the mysterious Dark Sarcophagus?

Sponsors: mordecai, Fox McChicken, Takel, MoguThePanda, Spooky Biscuits, Bobskunk, mkatze, Drifa Jónsdóttir, Izzy Wintrell, and scuttlefuzz

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TFW: Justice Kennedy retires after making our lives worse, the cause for the deadly romaine has been found, and The Gates Foundation is worse than useless.

Ryan covers Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's victory and what it means for the Democratic Party going forward.

Barking Point: What is the newest Twitter Influencer exclusive experience?

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In search of levity after a couple weeks of hysterical despair, the hosts take schadenfreude in the bathetic origin story of Don Jr. and relief from news about the ACLU's case to keep our location data private. The group recommends music, games, and television that have given us light in the darkness.

Sponsors: John Franklin, Wolfinator, Izzy Wintrell, Drifa Jonsdottir, and Scuttlefuzz

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This week we didn't die from a nuclear explosion, but you might die if you eat cereal or drink water so good luck, us! Junius reports on the American facilities where children have been sent following traumatic, forceful separation from their parents by its government. [Content Warning: traumatic separation, imprisonment] 

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Sponsors: mkatze, zbeej, bobskunk, mordecai, Fox McChicken, and Dissonant Dragon

This Fucking Week covers Steam becoming the new YouTube, Trump bringing his managerial expertise abroad, and how the AP royally screwed up its reporting on the suicide of Anthony Bordain. [CW: suicide, self-harm] Ace brings us the story on how the ALCU ironically made free speech worse. YAY! Barking Point: Create the worst new corporate scholarship and its resulting major.

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Ace is sick, Roseanne tweets her show into cancellation, thousands more people died from government negligence in Puerto Rico than the administration is telling us, golden rice finally got FDA approval, and TRUMP READ SOMETHING?! Ryan Needs to Talk About Incels Barking Point: Write a fake Jordan Peterson Rule for Life Theme Music: "Barking Point" by Solardog

This week's sponsors: Spooky Biscuits, Ahundred, Jake Soot, Appledectomy, and JD Laclede