This march has been madness, on and off the court — or even field if you prefer that. Avery’s being coached up to be a hall of fame coach. And we test Avery’s geography skills once more.

How much money would it take for you to get a face tattoo? Lots of golf talk this episode, as well as discussing certain psycho behaviors. And who remembers bike crashes as a kid?

Are the viral Kane’s shoes worth it? More cornhole tournaments on the horizon, because this last one was a blast. And seeing the new cybertruck out and about is wild.

What would you do if you had $800k? Avery gives us his Liquid Death review and Jonah gets bamboozled into buying a car wash membership. Also, don’t judge us for being vulnerable and crying, Jason Kelce just retired.

This week was spotty with car troubles, Avery was gifted the greatest present he’s ever received, and how the heck do firework stores stay in business?

Axe body spray is so back, but not by our own doing. We discuss the new steroid Olympics, driving with auto pilot in a Tesla, and starting a new job. Also, if Ethan Finberg is reading this, we’d highly advise listening this week.

ANOTHER Super Bowl win for the infamous Pat Mahomes and his Chiefs. We reminisce on what it was like to sob after losing a game in peewee basketball, and if you were a burglar, what’s the first thing you’re taking? *pardon the technical difficulties*

Braving the cold and rain to watch the boys shred some waves. Best bets is back with a diet soda draft, and how about the pastor that raised $1.3m to renovate his own house.

Not quite confirmed yet, but hoping the Australian listener we have is Robert Irwin. This week we discuss the traumatic experience Avery had at 10 years old, the type of punishments we received as young lads, and of course, more football.

Ever heard of a curly coated retriever? We hadn’t. Avery’s had quite the week — spilling coffee all over his car and even snowed out of his driveway. And if you own a chihuahua, I’d steer clear of this episode.