This week was spotty with car troubles, Avery was gifted the greatest present he’s ever received, and how the heck do firework stores stay in business?

Axe body spray is so back, but not by our own doing. We discuss the new steroid Olympics, driving with auto pilot in a Tesla, and starting a new job. Also, if Ethan Finberg is reading this, we’d highly advise listening this week.

ANOTHER Super Bowl win for the infamous Pat Mahomes and his Chiefs. We reminisce on what it was like to sob after losing a game in peewee basketball, and if you were a burglar, what’s the first thing you’re taking? *pardon the technical difficulties*

Braving the cold and rain to watch the boys shred some waves. Best bets is back with a diet soda draft, and how about the pastor that raised $1.3m to renovate his own house.

Not quite confirmed yet, but hoping the Australian listener we have is Robert Irwin. This week we discuss the traumatic experience Avery had at 10 years old, the type of punishments we received as young lads, and of course, more football.

Ever heard of a curly coated retriever? We hadn’t. Avery’s had quite the week — spilling coffee all over his car and even snowed out of his driveway. And if you own a chihuahua, I’d steer clear of this episode.

It has been the best sports week of Jonah’s entire life (Go Blue). Avery is fighting for his life in the sub-zero temperatures of the arctic Midwest. And we came across Buc-ee’s copycat in the middle of nowhere Illinois.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We hope you all had a great holiday season. As we get back, we predict our major sports champions of 2024, why Avery got banned from Venmo, and navigating the DMV is still very simple.

We both agree that our work should grant us a 30 minute recess, like the good ole days. If there was any snack you could have right now, what would it be? And please, don’t use the nickname ‘pal’.

*SPECIAL GUEST* Come for the DoorDash story, stay for the college football playoff talk. From getting scammed by a hotel in downtown Atlanta, to using Venmo to give a homeless man money, we covered it all.