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This week, you're an accessary to raunchy :P
 (1:25) Story Time- Jon ran from the cops in a go kart :P
 (11:25) What Would It Take to be baby birded one entire meal?
 (20:22) Our Top 3 favorite/funniest names for genitals and/or the butthole- what are yours?? Jon lost his shit on this one, ears beware :P
 (31:06) You've Got 99 Problems- we've got time for one.. What is the correct way to handle getting your food from a restaurant and it has a hair in it?
 (36:08) Who Would Win in these farm animal fights?
 (57:29) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!!
 (1:00:30) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(2:08) It's Story Time- Did we ever tell you about the time Mitch and Morgen blew up a car and almost burnt down a forest? Now you're an accomplice.
 (7:33) What Would It Take to do Naked and Afraid?
 (19:41) What Would You Do If your tattoos became real life things and they were all you had for weapons in a fight to the death? What weapons would you have??
 (32:07) This or That- Would you choose being a farm animal or a wild animal? What animal would you choose?
 (42:14) Who Would Win in these Australian animal fights?
 (59:10) Did you vote this week? You fuckin' better have because we're Checkin' the Poles!!!
 (1:02:09) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(2:07) It's Story Time- Have we ever told you about Sparkles?? We hope you enjoyed it, it would have been better if you were there!
 (11:51) What Would It Take to not have any electronics for two weeks? Could you do it??
 (22:58) You've Got 99 Problems, We've got time for one: How to correctly pick a wedgie in public. What do you think??
 (27:49) What are our Top 3 worst fears? Do you share any of them?
 (1:01:56) Who Would Win in this Serial Killer Battle Royale? We went a little dark this episode :P
 (1:21:54) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!!!
 (1:26:27) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!
 Make sure you tune in here every Wednesday for a new episode, catch our Review Times on Facebook Live, and vote on our Twitter page!

(1:12) It's Story Time- Jon breaks a tobacco water pipe - *wink wink* - over his head!!
 (9:27)- It's your FIRST warning- our top 3 is NSFW... listener beware!
 (10:43) What Would It Take to only eat dry dog food for 3 days?
 (18:29) What Would You Do If you had a key that opened anything?
 (24:24) This is your LAST warning- our Top 3 sex positions ;) 
 (34:12) Our BIG GAME predictions- learn how wrong we were :(
 (35:46) Who Would Win in these Will Ferrell Character fights?
 (45:56) Did you vote this week? You fuckin better have because we're Checkin the Poles!!
 (49:49) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!!

(0:30) What makes a sandwich a sandwich?
 (7:47) What Would It Take to be dropped in a country chosen by another host for a month?
 (28:06) This or That- Be on a sinking boat or be in a plane crash?
 (34:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One.... How do you correctly wipe your ass?
 (45:20) Who Would Win in this birth year movie character Battle Royale? Hint: 1993 and 1994 movie characters
 (56:30) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin need to, because we're Checkin' the Poles!!
 (1:01:20) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

We're back with another new segment!! From now on, we're going to start every episode off with a little something we like to call: Story Time. It'll give you guys ammo to call us dumb. 
 What Would It Take to be in a B Card MMA Fight?
 Top 3 favorite video games of all time?? This one's pretty good!
 What Would You Do If someone airdropped $100 million into the middle of North Sentinel Island and if you extract it, you can keep it?
 Who Would Win on this weeks Discovery Channel Host fights?
 Did you vote this week- you need to fuckin' vote every week because we're Checkin' the Poles!!
 As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 

 We've got a new segment again! Are you ready?? 
 What Would It Take to where a pair of Lego shoes for an entire day? I think we just suckered Jon and Dayne into doing it for you ;)
 This Or That- Getting rained on 24/7 or you are always 15 degrees warmer than your environment?
 This week on: You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One.. How to pee with a boner.
 Who Would Win in these Gameshow Host fights??
 Did you vote this week?? We're Checkin' The Poles!!!
 As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

What Would It Take to spend a fortnight in medieval England?
 SHOOOOOOOTS! Join in ;)
 What Would You Do If Netflix came to you and told you to make the next big movie or TV show and you didn't have a budget?
 Top 3 fictional characters we would want to become- what do you think of our choices? What would yours be??
 Who Would Win in these Pokémon fights? We did Battle Royale style- I don't think it worked like we wanted it to :P
 Did you vote this week?? You fuckin' better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!
 As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!

Welcome to BarTop BullShit 2021!
 What Would It Take for you to white water  raft down the Zambezi River?
 Top 3 zombie apocalypse items- what are yours??
 What Would You Do If Pablo Escobar walked up to you and said, "You're going to do a heist, or I'm going to kill you"?
 For this week's Who Would Win, we're doing a battle royale of superheroes- 4 in and one winner!! Who would you choose?
 Did you vote for our Christmas Characters? Like every week, we're Checkin' The Poles! You need to make sure you vote on our Twitter!
 As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

With it being our 25th episode, we wanted to celebrate the milestone! With that, we leave you a blooper reel with every blooper from our first 25 episodes... Listeners beware- they're bloopers for a reason; don't be that person ;)