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We unintentionally recorded a special for you all- we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!!!
 (2:44) Story Time- Morgen gets naired, gets chemical burns, and gets his asshole bleached... are you surprised?
 (12:40) What Would It Take to take a cattle prod to the nuts for 1 second?
 (26:39) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- What's the right way to deal with a shart in a sharty situation?
 (37:17) What are our Top 3 Pet Peeves? What are your thoughts??
 (1:14:03) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of TV Show/Movie robots?
 (1:32:59) Did you vote this week? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!
 (1:38:32) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(2:31) You Can't Say That- What can you not say on a first date?
 (4:29) What Would It Take to get shot by a .45 Caliber whilst wearing a bulletproof vest?
 (12:51) This or That- Never have to sleep again or never have to eat/drink again?
 (19:30) What Would You Do If you had the chance to hypnotize one command to one person on Earth?
 (29:24) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Movie/TV Swordsman?
 (45:37) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!!
 (51:09) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

Couple of things this week: we've got a surprise guest- Andy from New York, NY!! He offers some great insight throughout the episode!
 Second- we're sorry for the sound quality, we realized about 40 minutes into the episode that our system wasn't recording as it should be- you'll hear our official disclaimer ;)
 (1:56) Story Time- Morgan breaks things- surprise :P even though it's not on him, we still have to give him shit for it!
 (8:09) What Would It Take to roll down a hill in a full Porta-Potty?
 (15:52) Our Top 3 magical items from a TV show or movie- what would you pick??
 (29:49) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- What do you say when someone asks you where you're from? How do you determine where you're from? Wait until you hear Jon's reasoning..
 (42:40) AUDIO IS FIXED- We're sorry about that! We promise we'll fire Mitch if he doesn't figure it the fuck out :P
 (43:01) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of 5 Seth Rogan's versus each other? Here's the kicker- Each one gets their own weapon: the last thing each of us bought off of Amazon!
 (57:51) Did you vote this week? You fuckin' better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!!!
 (1:06:16) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thank you for sticking through it with us on this one- we'll do better moving forward :)

We've got another new segment for you this week- let's get it!!
 (0:19) We've got quite the intro this week!
 (4:53) You Can't Say That- What's the worst one liner you could say at a sperm bank?
 (8:57) What Would It Take to be a panhandler for your job?
 (20:10) This or That- Never nap ever again or never be able to use your snooze button again?
 (33:12) What Would You Do If you could have anybody in the world (dead or alive) teach you one thing? Who would you choose to teach you what?
 (41:54) Who Would Win in this Adult Cartoon Battle Royale- who do you pick? Make sure to vote on our Twitter!
 (55:37) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have- because we're Checkin' the Poles! Who's taking the trophy home?
 (1:01:08) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

We hope you enjoyed our episode this week!!

This week, we made a decision to get a little buzzed.. Morgen a little drunk. We unintentionally made you guys a Special. You're lucky we like you.. but we like everyone when we're drunk.
Make sure to get on our Facebook or Twitter to tell us your opinions!

 (3:31) Story Time- What do we do for a living?
 (21:33) What Would It Take to have to poop in public with the door open 24/7 in public?
 (34:58) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- how to get out of a conversation?
 (48:18) Top 3 concerts we would want to go to. What are yours??
 (1:15:29) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Marvel Superillains? (No OP's- Thanos, Hella, Dr. Doom, Dormammu, and Gallactus are excluded) Who would you choose?
 (1:37:37) Did you vote last week? We're Checkin the Poles You fuckin' better vote on the Twitter this week.
 (1:45:30) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! We had some extra jokes today ;)

We hoped you enjoyed this one- hop on the socials and let us know your thoughts on everything from today!

(2:17) What Would It Take to give three random people in Walmart a wedgie?
 (8:54) What Would You Do If you wore a piece of clothing or accessory and it made that part of your body a perfect 10?
 (16:44) This or That- Fur or Feathers?
 (23:26) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of movie characters from the year 2000?
 (37:27) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!!
 (39:50) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(2:32) Story Time- Jon's going away party in Illinois
 (14:12) What Would It Take to get fuckin stabbed? What part of your body would you choose to get stabbed?
 (22:57) Top 3 items to buy that would make the cashier question what you're doing.
 (30:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- what's the correct amount to tip?
 (43:32) Who Would Win in this Adam Sandler character Battle Royale?
 (54:58) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!
 (58:02) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(1:29) This Week's Story Time is one you won't forget- this week, Dayne explains how he's been caught masturbating in his sleep
 (7:48) What Would It Take to go wingsuit flying with zero training?
 (14:17) What Would You Do If you had to win one game or you died? What game would you choose?
 (24:58) This or That- Give up caffeine or give up nicotine
 (29:48) Who Would Win in this Dr. Seuss Battle Royale fight??
 (38:25) Did you fuckin vote this week?! You better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!
 (44:01) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(1:54) What Would It Take to be a host of a Blippi/Wiggles like show?
 (10:09) Our Top 3 childhood toys- what are yours??
 (28:58) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How do you deal with the mess after sex?
 (35:09) Who Would Win in these Disney Princess fights??
 (52:15) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!!!
 (55:07) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

(4:21) It's Story Time! This week, we tell the stories of Mud Crick
 (16:53) What Would It Take to get a male Brazilian wax?
 (25:06) This Or That- get paid $250,000 per year but never be able to retire OR you get $50 more than your bill amount per week for spending, but you never have to work again?
 (38:26) What Would You Do If you got unlimited amount of one thing, but it can't be used to increase your wealth?
 (47:00) Who Would Win in these video game character fights??
 (58:52) Did you vote on Twitter this week? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the Poles!!
 (1:02:50) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!