BarTop BullShit

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We start by talking about our tremendously disgusting Surströmming Review Time- did you watch it?! What did you think?
 (2:45) We keep it rolling strong with What Would It Take to eat someone else's booger?
 (12:13) Our Top 3 favorite company jingles- what are yours??
 (22:04) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- When do you show up to a party?
 (48:20) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of supernatural witches?
 (1:04:25) We don't have polls this week, so we did a special Morgan's Fact of the Day! Mitch liked it, Jon and Dayne didn't.. what about you?
 (1:10:45) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We know we've been out for a while- so we hope you enjoy the EXTRA Bullshitty episode ;)
 We start this week with almost 20 minutes of bullshitting and catching up- with some bonus stories!
 (17:55) What Would It Take to take a poop in the open public on the sidewalk in a populated city?
 (25:02) This or That- Have to start every movie 30 minutes in or not be able to see the last 30 minutes of every movie?
 (37:50) What Would You Do If you got a random text message from someone that said "(Your name)- meet me at this place at 5:00"… Are you going?? You can text them asking for more information- but they won't text back!
 (56:23) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of statues from around the world that come to life? They don't get their superpowers (Zeus, Hercules, etc.)
 (1:11:24) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:14:10) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! 
 (1:49) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this?
 (4:47) What Would It Take to do Deadliest Catch shit?
 (14:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- how often should you go to the doctor or dentist?
 (27:44) Top Three insulting names to call someone :)
 (37:52) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Teenage Movie Leads?
 (48:58) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (52:26) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 (54:30) Morgan's Bonus Story Time ;)
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! 
 We start this week telling you about our Review Time of The Tube of Terror- a peanut ranking in at 13 million Scoville- 2.5 times stronger than pepper spray!! Check out the video on our Facebook page- BarTop BS or our YouTube channel- BarTop BullShit!
 (10:02) What Would It Take to be someone's butt wiper for the rest of their/your life?
 (24:11) This or That- Custom made toilet or custom made pillow?
 (44:21) What Would You Do If you received $500,000 and you had to spend it within 24 hours? No real estate or investments!
 (1:11:04) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of car make models if they were the real thing? (Mustang, Cobra, etc.)
 (1:22:24) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:27:13) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! 
 (1:28) Story Time- Morgan driving naked. He seems to have made this a regular thing when he was younger.. have you ever done this??
 (8:33) What Would It Take to go to a hardcore dominatrix session? (Think Eurotrip)
 (21:55) You've Got 99 Problems- We've Got Time For One- socks on or off when you get undressed to have sex?
 (31:41) Top 3 man crushes/bromance wishes. Who are yours?
 (49:30) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Disney Villains?
 (1:04:54) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:07:25) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We tried something different and incorporated more of us truly BullShitting- let us know what you think!!
 (2:04) Morgan's Fact of the Day- does this apply to your eyes?
 (10:38) What Would It Take to be conjoined at the hip with your best friend?
 (28:31) What Would You Do If you walked outside and all robins start attacking you?
 (51:31) This or That- always have a scentless turd in your pocket or walk around smelling like shit within a 4 foot radius, 24/7?
 (1:01:13) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of zoo animals?
 (1:14:12) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:18:20) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! This week's episode is brought to you by BuzzBallz- #NotASponsor
 (5:10) Story Time- Morgan accidentally dropped his phone while playing battle shits when he was younger, and then looked forward to telling them the story after they borrowed his phone.. do you expect anything more??
 (9:45) What Would It Take to walk through an automated car wash?
 (18:51) Top 3 animals to be centaur'd/morphed with- what would your choices be?!
 (40:21) You've got 99 Problems, We've got time for one.. the way Morgan phrased it to us: no cum thoughts. Are you ready for this NSFW segment?!
 (54:21) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of action movie characters?
 (1:06:04) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:08:46) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit!
 (1:12) Morgan's Fact of the Day- have you ever heard of the Steagles?
 (2:22) Story Time- Morgan almost pukes!
 (6:12) What Would It Take to do a coffee enema? Sounds like Jon is doing one! 
 (15:13) What Would You Do If you could take control of one entire species of animal?
 (26:25) This or That- Lose 20% of your strength or lose 10% of ALL of your senses?
 (34:01) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of zombie movie zombies?
 (50:58) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (52:26) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We want to welcome you to our 56th Episode and officially one year of recording- we hope you like this Special Episode and the special guest ya'll always hear about: Devon ;)
 (0:59) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Condoms at the Olympics; did not anticipate this one!
 (6:52) What Would It Take to wade through a chest-deep Olympic size pool of Port O Potty waste?
 (18:13) Top 3 apps for your phone- you automatically get anything needed for work, calculator, camera, text, calls, and internet- but you do NOT get Apple Music and you cannot access any app-related things on your mobile phone (ie. Facebook, YouTube, mobile banking, etc.)
 (33:28) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- What's the correct speed over the limit to travel?
 (41:29) Mitch has a Bone To Pick with semi's!
 (45:52) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of these Historical Warriors?
 (1:02:53) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:07:45) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better!
 (2:32) Morgan's Fact of the Day- are you ready for these doozies?!
 (6:37) Story Time- Jon tells the story of how he made Morgan sad by simply waving... or did he simply wave?
 (10:55) What Would It Take to be in a gun duel with Jared from Subway?
 (23:18) What Would You Do If you Freakie Friday'd with your significant other for 24 hours?
 (34:48) This or That- Receive $100/day for the rest of your life and can choose to work OR $750k right now but you have to work until you die and you can't earn more than $100/day?
 (43:07) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of solo recording artists?
 (55:27) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (59:05) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!