BarTop BullShit

BarTop BullShit

By Jon, Morgan, Dayne, and MitchComedyTV & FilmLeisure
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  • Episode 84

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We're back to a lot of bullshit this week :)
     (13:34) Dayne's Got a Question- What's your favorite animal? Did you know this correlation with astrological signs? 
     We continue the BullShit!
     (33:42) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Do you know the name of the piece of toothpaste that you put on your toothbrush?
     (41:09) Morgan has a BONE to pick with Jon
     (45:23) Top household items to use as condoms that aren't condoms
     (1:11:48) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 83

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We start this week with some shoots and smelling salts- let's go!
     (9:21) Jon starts us off with a little story and a question- do you have to maintain vehicle maintenance for anyone else in your life?
     (16:54) We enjoy surprising Morgan with his Fact of the Day! Did you know this about a Blue Whale's heart?
     We have a solid amount of bullshit this episode ;)
     (38:17) Morgan has a Question for us today- how much money is "life changing" to you?
     (43:13) We throw some Fantasy Football and some more bullshit in for you all 
     (1:10:59) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:13:03) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day! This was BY FAR the best joke that Jon's ever had!!
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 82

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We're back with some non-scripted bullshit... is HuHot a buffet?
     (32:22) Morgan's Story Time- we're all degenerates
     (41:20) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Do you know what the top selling item, EVER, at Walmart is?
     (51:59) Dayne's Got a Question.. or a few of them. How do you shake your dick after you're done peeing? Does your significant other ever wear your underwear/boxers?
     (1:18:10) This or That- Go back in the past and give advice to 15-year-old you or go into the future to get advice from your 60 year old self?
     (1:29:05) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:30:09) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode 81

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We start with talking about our Hard Mountain Dew Review Time and some bullshit. Enjoy the extra long episode!
     (16:12) Dayne's Got a Question- As a kid, is there anything you thought would be more advanced or different than it currently is as an adult?
     (35:10) What Would It Take to make a porn and put it on the internet?
     (59:06) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How do you get a bartenders attention?
     (1:12:49) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Famous Josh's?
     (1:33:10) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:36:13) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 80

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! This week, we have a guest: Mr. JEFFFF! This episode is FULL of bullshit! Enjoy ;)
     Dayne starts us off with a good question.. do you have a sound that you actively avoid? 
     (9:10) Morgan's Fact of the Day- How long do you think the world record of continuous hiccups is?
     (11:53) What Would It Take to drink an 8 oz glass of sweat?
     (21:04) What Would You Do If you got a dollar for every minute you took off your lifespan? How much time would you take off your life??
     (50:40) Top 3 funniest movies to YOU- what are yours??
     (1:21:32) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Horned Animals?
     (1:43:05) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:47:57) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode 79

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We start this week talking about the worst parts we've ever had a pimple 
     (13:18) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about condoms?
     (20:21) What Would It Take to go wing walking?
     (31:48) This or That- we've got a special addition with three of them this week! 
     1. You can only drink alcohol/water OR you can never drink alcohol again?
     2. You can have sex anytime and anywhere you want BUT you'll never cum again OR you can have the craziest sex you want for once a year on your birthday?
     3. You can cum on command OR make women cum on command?
     (53:02) The new segment we bring to you IS: Dayne's Got a Question! Have you noticed this happen every 7 years?
     (1:08:05) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Famous Twins?
     (1:22:41) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:28:11) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Morgan told a joke and got crickets.. what do you think about it?
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 78

    Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We recorded this episode on the day of the BIG GAME, so there's a few segments related to it. This week starts without Morgan- but don't worry, he comes in strong!
     (7:04) We pass around some liquor and take some shoots- join us!
     (10:28) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Did you know this about the Supreme Court courthouse?
     (24:13) What Would It Take to charge the field at the Super Bowl by yourself?
     (33:14) What Would You Do If your day kept repeating- Groundhog Day style?
     (46:06) Our Top 3 team names and mascots for a professional Iowa football team. What would your picks be?
     (1:07:20) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Actors over 80 years old?
     (1:21:11) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:23:33) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Morgan told a joke and got crickets.. what do you think about it?
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 77

    Welcome to THE MOST NSFW and funny episode we've EVER recorded! This week, we do something a little different with some behind-the-scenes talk before we start the podcast. In case you can't tell, we were feeling pretty good this episode... hope you enjoy it ;)
     (8:12) We start the podcast!
     (9:05) Story Time- Dayne's grandparents paid for him to go to Washington, DC. Guess what the most entertaining thing he experienced was- it's NOT gonna go the way you think!
     (15:27) A surprise Morgan's Fact of the Day.. ya- we got him with it, too. Did you know this about moths?
     (19:36) We have a hiatus conversation about drugs and then follow it up with What Would It Take to HUFF a FART at (26:54) We hope you like the extra bullshit!
     (40:32) This or That- Double length fingers or double length toes?
     (47:05) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- Where do you park and how do you park?
     (54:59) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Movie Animals?
     (1:22:32) We're a few weeks off, but we talk about Checkin' the Polls! Make sure to get on our Facebook- BarTop BS- and vote, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:24:14) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page. 
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 29 min
  • Episode 76

    Welcome to this week's BullShit! This week, we have a special guest- Baylee! 
     (1:03) Morgan's Fact of the Day- why were graham crackers were invented? What's a group of pandas called?
     (5:17) What Would It Take to pull your own front molar out?
     (21:13) What Would You Do If you could have one accent for the rest of your life? What accent would you choose?
     (36:39) Our Top 3 scariest animals if they could fly
     (58:02) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Athletes and their gear. THIS ONE MADE A FEW OF US MAD
     (1:33:39) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:40:42) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! We give you some bonus end-of-the-episode material. This is the first time Jon got crickets in a LONG time.
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 75

    Welcome to this week's BullShit! We gave you guys an extra long one this week ;)
     (0:40) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Did you know this about the stupid panhandle of Oklahoma?? Jon gives us another fact about our galaxy.
     (4:01) Story Time and Jon gives us a scenario to think on. Do you ever get called by the wrong name? What three people would you take on an ultimate Guys or Girls weekend? Where would you go? Why?
     (8:54) What Would It Take to be the first public consumers of Neuralink?
     (24:00) This or That- Crispy bacon or soft bacon? I think this one created some enemies.. Jon and Dayne get mad at Morgan.
     (36:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How long do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them?
     (54:38) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of four Clems (Christopher Walken in Joe Dirt) with four different Movie Weapons?
     (1:22:24) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
     (1:25:42) We come back to the ultimate Guys weekend question from the beginning of the episode.
     (1:41:32) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
     Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
     We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
     We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
     With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
    TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

    1 hr 45 min

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