BarTop BullShit

Welcome to this week's BullShit! Morgan doesn't have a gag reflex until about 7 inches.. guess how we found this one out ;)
 (6:54) What Would It Take to be a fall guy? You get a felony charge with three years
 (19:54) What Would You Do If you could pick one law in the world that didn't apply to you? It cannot gain you wealth.
 (29:32) Top 3 movie props that we would want to have in our man cave, basements, she-shed's, etc.
 (48:04) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Movie Football Quarterbacks?
 (56:50) For the Polls this week, we have a tie. We want to see what our fans think- jump on our socials to let us know your opinion!
 (58:30) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
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 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
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Welcome to this week's BullShit! If you get easily offended- don't listen.
 (5:37) Story Time- turns out we don't know people as well as we thought, Jon tells a funny work story, Mitch gets offered to hookup with a bartender, and a Vegas wedding that "didn't happen"
 (19:22) What Would It Take to eat a ball of shower hair?
 (27:24) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- Coffee. How do you drink it? When do you drink it? What age do you start drinking it? When do you not drink it?
 (49:59) This or That.... E-cup boobs or a micropenis?
 (1:05:42) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Child Movie Characters?
 (1:21:42) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:24:53) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
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Welcome to this week's BullShit!
 Bert, Tom- you there?!
 (3:55) Story Time- Jon presents THE most fucked up question we've ever had on the podcast.. Everyone gets fucked on this one!
 (9:47) What Would It Take to get a police dog to attack you with no protective suit?
 (18:40) What Would You Do If you could choose any four people to be on Mount Rushmore? Who would you put up there?
 (39:13) Top 3 items you would take if you were stranded on an island and could never leave?
 (1:04:58) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Sitcom Dads?
 (1:18:28) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:20:27) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! This week, we have a lot of bullshit in between segments- buckle up... we did this one a little drunk, so it may just go off the rails! (Ha, you already know it does)
 (3:16) Story Time- Has anyone else dethawed their bacon this way? Morgan shit his pants- this time it was directly in front of his kid... are you surprised?
 (12:23) What Would It Take to go to your local restaurant and eat a piece of gum from underneath the table?
 We have an off-the-cuff bullshit session on poop stories, pillows, sleep paralysis, paranormal stories.. nothing is off the table this week!
 (42:45) This or That- Ass or Titties?
 (58:52) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Sitcom Moms?
 (1:12:19) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:13:52) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We start this episode with a Mythbuster- let's get it!
 (4:32) What Would It Take to change Morgan's diaper? Ya'll get it ALL on this one!
 (24:38) What Would You Do If you had to put your eyes anywhere but your face? Where would you put them and what would your life be like?
 (36:02) What's the most painful thing we've ever experienced? What about you?? 
 (52:33) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of these different movie characters of Nicolas Cage? HA- a Nicolas Cage cage fight :P
 (1:09:28) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:13:34) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit!
 We decided to have a few segments, but to give the Barflies an extra special episode for Number 69, we decided to stick to an ENTIRE episode of bullshit- we hope you're ready!
(1:55) Story Time along with almost an hour and a half of bullshit- let's get it. Make sure you stick around for Jon's Costa Rica story towards the end- you DON'T want to miss it!!
(1:24:05) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Influencers?
(1:44:16) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit!
 (6:44) Story Time- Dayne shouldn't be allowed to drive work vehicles and we learn Jon proves points with semis..
 (19:29) What Would It Take to rent a room out to a complete stranger from Craigslist?
 (30:26) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- When and/or do you offer a courtesy flush?
 (50:25) Our Top 3 favorite packaged cookies- what are yours?!
 (1:15:41) We talk about some honorable mentions from our fans Top 3 worst spending habits.
 (1:20:45) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Space Ships from shows and movies?
 (1:43:05) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:46:37) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We start the episode by talking about ASMR and playing with our balls... welcome to the first NSFW episode we've recorded in a while.. and a couple of IMPROMPTU Story Times that you won't regret hearing!!!
 (13:19) What What Would It Take walk around in the middle of the city with nude body paint?
 (23:25) What Would You Do If your steps made a noise?
 (36:21) This or That- Lose your ability to lie OR always believe everything that everyone says?
 (47:12) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of stores by what they sell? Confused? Listen up ;)
 (1:22:09) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:24:32) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! 
 (1:18) What What Would It Take to wear a thong for 48 hours straight? Not sure how we got there, but we got to see more of Morgan than we thought we would this week...
 (19:27) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How do you, or when can you, consider and call someone a friend?
 (30:15) Top Three- Our top three personal wastes of money throughout life
 (46:07) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of the Kardashian/Kenner Family Clan?
 (56:57) STORY TIME- Morgan has a special Story Time for us!
 (1:05:18) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this week's BullShit! We have a new guest this week- everyone please welcome Todd to the BullShit!! This was one of the BEST episodes we've ever recorded- MORE BullShit than you've ever heard before!
 (3:07) Story Time- this week, ya'll get a LOT of stories.. 20 minutes worth :O
 (23:49) What What Would It Take to bring a sex robot to a family event?
 (42:54) What Would You Do If you got to pick a place to quarantine? You get your normal paycheck and ten days by yourself
 (57:23) This or That- Bird talons for hands or octopus tentacles for fingers?
 (1:09:07) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of K9's?
 (1:49:29) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:54:05) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!