BarTop BullShit

Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! We've got another special episode for you, Barflies!
 (0:15) This week, you get some stories from our Bullshitter Dayne's Bachelor Party down in KCMO- Luke Combs, dildos, dick pics in urinals, getting asked for drugs, fights.. we hope you're ready, because it was some of the most fun we've had in a while!!!
 (32:26) What Would It Take to eat a spoonful of stink bait?
 (40:55) Top 3 worst things to puke up- what are yours?
 (57:08) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- What is the right temperature to set your house at?
 (1:04:42) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Jedi's?!
 (1:20:35) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:24:07) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better!
 (2:36) Morgen's Fact of the Day- are you ready to know why bubble wrap was originally invented?
 (5:43) What Would It Take for you to never celebrate a holiday or your birthday again?
 (22:43) This or That- Wear your underwear 7 days straight, or wear someone else's underwear for 1 day the day after they wore them?
 (28:39) What Would You Do If you had the chance to witness 30 minutes of any historical event?
 (36:37) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of X-Men?? (Some OP's banned)
 (56:35) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (59:24) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better!
 (3:59) Story Time- Phantom Pooper: The School Striker. 
 (12:35) What Would It Take to go cliff camping?
 (17:47) Jon wanted to interrupt Morgen during his What Would It Take in order to get: Morgen's Fact of the Day!!!
 (19:15) Morgen came up with a Bone to Pick!!
 (28:56) Resume our What Would It Take to go cliff camping! 
 (34:00) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How to solve the problem of deciding where to eat when you're with another person, a group, or your significant other.
 (47:18) Top 3 pickup lines- jump on our Facebook to let us know which one was your favorite!
 (53:21) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Age Old Dinosaurs?
 (1:11:12) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:14:23) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better!
 (1:01) This week's Story Time is Mitch faceplanting into a flowerbed.. wouldn't be the first time!
 (6:10) What Would It Take to go to the doctor because of a boner issue?
 (16:45) This or That- Breathe underwater and swim 25 MPH or fly 55 MPH but you can only fly while you're holding your breath?
 (25:06) What Would You Do If you could add any feature to your vehicle?
 (32:49) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Movie Athletes?
 (41:31) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (44:35) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to our 50th episode of BarTop BullShit! We decided to spoil you all and give you some extra content this week!
 (4:42) This week's Story Time is Morgen falling out of the boat with Jon and other diddy pole instances. Can you envision his face?
 (17:20) What Would It Take to be a prostitute?
 (28:42) Top 3 movie and TV show cars you would want to own
 (40:56) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- how to deal with animals in the bedroom while you're having sex
 (51:08) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale to the death of rain forest animals?
 (1:06:38) You Can't Say That- What not to say when you get pulled over.
 (1:24:22) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:26:14) Morgen's Fact of the Day- Would you have guessed it?
 (1:29:36) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit!
 (3:37) We've got another new segment. You've heard us talk about it, now it's officially here; introducing: Morgen's Fact of the Day! You're in for it now.
 (10:06) What Would It Take to take a 15-minute bath in Icy Hot?
 (19:18) What Would You Do If- we're stuck on an island and we have to give everyone their tasks
 (38:19) This or That- Would you be a pirate or a cowboy?
 (56:06) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale to the death of TV commercial people?
 (1:05:28) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:11:04) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit!
 (2:59) Story Time- we tell the story of one of our parties getting busted.. we always got lucky
 (11:24) What Would It Take to stab your friend? You get to choose where you stab them, but you can never tell them why you stabbed them
 (24:35) You've Got 99 Problems- We've Got Time for One: pooping in a public stall, and there's no toilet paper 
 (33:07) The Top 3 people we would choose to be our bodyguards- who would you choose??
 (47:57) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Disney animals?? Who would you choose to fight?
 (1:06:50) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:10:41) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit! 
 (2:32) You Can't Say That- When someone introduces their baby to you
 (5:35) What Would It Take to get a needle prick every time you cuss?
 (17:02) This or That- Chef or Maid? A chef that brings their own cooking materials, food, and clean up after themselves - OR - a maid that does everything for you?
 (23:25) What Would You Do If The President came up to you and said you get to create your own National Holiday? What Holiday would you create and how would you celebrate it?
 (38:32) Would Would Win in this Battle Royale of DC Superheroes?
 (58:48) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:01:27) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

(1:48) Story Time- today, Dayne tells the story about him kicking our buddy Grant off a trampoline into an A/C unit and almost killing him 
 (10:14) What Would It Take for us to experience Labor Pains- for 10 hours??
 (17:25) You've Got 99 Problems- We've Got Time For One.. how to initiate sex
 (30:50) Our Top 3 scary movies of our childhood... can you guess what movie made all of our lists at some point? Jump on our Facebok Page - BarTop BS - and let us know what yours are!
 (57:59) Would Would Win in this Battle Royale of Reality TV Stars
 (1:16:17) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (1:21:30) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
 We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
 We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

We have our special guest: Andy from New York!
 (1:55) Slow Your Roll- What not to say at a job interview
 (5:11) What Would It Take to join a nudist colony?
 (19:43) What Would You Do If aliens came to Earth and said "You're an alien, come home with me" ?
 (30:01) This or That- Lose a hand or lose an eye?
 (43:02) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of horror movie TV show or movie monsters?
 (1:07:42) Did you vote on our Twitter this week? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' The Poles!!
 (1:12:17) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
 Thanks for stopping by- we hope you enjoyed this weeks' episode! Make sure to hop on our Facebook page BarTop BS to tell us what you think!