Basic Snitches

Chapter 11: Quidditch- Tara changes the rules and takes chapter 10's win away from Harry, which is kinda rude. We talk about sports-because we're experts on THAT subject. Snape sucks, Hooch sucks, Ohio weather sucks. Everything is dangerous. Lee Jordan and McG 4EVA!!! Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 10: Halloween- Adam gives Tara a new nickname. Draco still sucks and a trio is born. Also, Tara and Adam give a certain Tony Award winning play lots of unnecessary promotion (but also, we mean every word so if you'd like to sponsor us we will gladly talk about how great it is every single episode!) Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 9: The Midnight Duel. What dirty things does Peeves write on the chalkboards? What does Madam Hooch even do? How are the security measures at Hogwarts decided? Will Adam and Tara ever pick a tagline??? Uninvited guest- Alexa 

Chapter 8- The Potions Master: Bailey the dog is back with even more sass in our newest installment of Basic Snitches! So, it's time to go to school and classes are AWESOME! Except Professor Binns is boring AF, Mrs. Norris sucks, Filch sucks, Peeves sucks and Snape REALLY sucks. And bullying your own students in never okay. Thank you for coming to our Ted Talk. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 7- The Sorting Hat: This episode features special guests Bailey, Betty and Bart-who only add to the fact that Tara has no attention span. Adam gives us a Tarot lesson and Percy is still not a cool kid. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 6- The Journey From Platform Nine and Three Quarters: Outdated updates and obnoxious laughter abound. We meet *the* HBIC, Molly Weasley. Also, Trevor is not having any of it. Oh, and I guess this chapter is about friendship. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 5- Diagon Alley: Or- Get Punched in the Face With Magic!!!! Adam  and Tara give each other gifts (aww) and talk about how much they love Hagrid in our longest episode yet. Also, this chapter comes with a parking meter story because why not?   Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 4- The Keeper of the Keys: We rename the chapter "Hagrid" because we think we're clever and spend half the episode on vocabulary and the other half cackling at nothing that is remotely funny. Please note that the mix is not Adam's fault, we just don't know how to use microphones I guess. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 3- The Letters From No One- We establish that Tara isn't a real person and that making up nicknames for Dudley is fun. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW

Chapter 2: The Vanishing Glass- Lots of complaining about people who complain about Daniel Radcliffe. Also the movies have ruined us. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram @basicsnitches and take our survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NYL8SPW