Chapter 12: Polyjuice Potion- One thing Tara and Adam can agree upon is that pie is the number one in the definitive ranking of dessert. Change our minds. Double Christmas (Triple Christmas in fact) is great. Pie is great. Myrtle is kind of a bully. Draco is not so great. Pie is still great.

Chapter 11: The Dueling Club- "I would like to say this again in bold this time"...Is Goyle good at potions? Snape causes drama and snowpocolypse ruins herbology. Ron only knows 5 numbers but he also has ALL the great one-liners. Adam's engorgio charm no longer works on Tara's boobs... also Tara threatens Adam with Avada Kadavra no less than 2 times...

Chapter 10: The Rogue Bludger- Perhaps it's time we start working on our intro...Tara is old...older than Adam. She's also Harry. And Harry is Switzerland. The cookie is floating and Madam Pomfrey is still the best.

Chapter 9- The Writing on the Wall- Starting the new year off perfectly by publishing a day late!!! Anyway, there's definitely a ghost in Adam's house and also on the TV...we discuss weird and inappropriate love triangles and Percy is an insensitive prick. Also Happy New Year!

SPECIAL HOLIDAY EPISODE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone as told by the Basic Snitches. We're stepping back to season 1 to give you the full first book as told by us through our chapter summaries! Sending love to our listeners and wishing you a beautiful holiday season!

Chapter 8: The Deathday Party- We drink wine. Tara calls herself out on her own BS. Adam is the funny one. Why is there no introduction to practical magic class? Adam has a lot of places to haunt just like his girl, Myrtle. Also, he is psychic...

Chapter 7: Mudbloods and Murmurs- Early morning quidditch practice is the WORST... especially when it's interrupted by rascist Slytherins. Ron does a lecture while burping slugs and Hagrid's got jokes and rocks and Adam's got points to give to EVERYONE! Oh, and Lockhart continues to be the most annoying ever...

Chapter 6: Gilderoy Lockhart- Time to talk about Adam's favorite character!!!!! Why do owls deliver mail during meals? That's gross. Hermione suddenly has no sense because she thinks Lockhart is great. Adam's cats are jerks, and also, we are not drink enough (or at all) in this episode. Don't worry- we're still ridiculous....

Chapter 5- The Whomping Willow: Spoiler- screaming really is NOT fun. Tara renames the chapter "We Didn't Think". Trees should always be allowed to fight back. Snape has amazing timing and Adam shockingly still awards points in this episode.