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- Pomme de TerribleChapter 2: Aunt Marge's Big Mistake- Wine has been consumed and we're back on our bullshit once again...hating on Marge Dursley because, well... because she is TERRIBLE. Also we talk about names a lot because we think we're interesting...and Tara is still somehow a potato.54 min
- I'm Here for Some Croissants
Chapter 1: Owl Post- We are back for season 3! Welcome to Basic Snitches and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Harry's birthday is the best one yet! Also, Hedwig is the greatest. Hermione thinks of everything...so nothing has changed there. Arthur needs to learn to lock up his muggle stuff. Write us and name the Hogwarts owl because why the heck not??? RIP Adam's trip to New Orleans and our production of Dearly Departed. THANKS COVID-19..oh, and Tara still works in healthcare, sadly.
36 min - My Love Language is Tacos
Chamber of Secrets Wrap-Up! Adam and Tara have finished Chamber of Secrets and are already excited to start Prisoner of Azkaban! The Neville Counter is a bust and also this episode is late but we're still out here living our best lives with popsicles and Eff, Marry, Kill... We'll be back with season 3 on April 1st!
41 min - We Read Two BooksChapter 18: Dobby's Reward-Tara is back...in case you're one of the weirdos that missed her voice...we got though book 2 and mostly we just talk about how terrible Lucius Malfoy is...oh, and Tara points out all the things Adam missed in the last 2 episodes...47 min
- Why You Puttin' a Snake in Yo BasementChapter 17: The Heir of Slytherin- On another solo adventure, Adam over-analyzes Hogwarts artifacts and laments ever trying to do this alone. Then he warns listeners that the annoying jacket potato will be back next week...45 min
- LockshartChapter 16: The Chamber of Secrets- Adam has replaced Tara with Karen from Australia, who is fired pretty much right away... Hermione helps the boys again-even while petrified. Harry and Ron discover that Lockhart is a fraud-which they had already suspected- and after hundreds of years, three 12 year olds are the ones who find Slytherin's secret chamber.43 min
- Spiderland USAChapter 15: Aragog- So...there are spiders...a LOT of them...Adam has nice legs. Tara still can't vodka. Send us your licorice.41 min
- I Can't Vodka
Chapter 14:Cornelius Fudge- Vodka is maybe not a good idea- at least not for Tara. In this chapter we meet Fudge Packer AND Luscious Boytoy. ALSO, did you know that Adam likes True Crime? Not sure if he's mentioned it before but he's a fan. Hagrid is not sly but we love him so much. Oh, and someone needs to feed Fang!
44 min - Choices Were Made- featuring special guest Stephen Ostertag
Chapter 13: The Very Secret Diary- We're so excited to have Stephen on this very exciting episode! He even wore his Ravenclaw socks! We discuss Cats...and cat humans...and how much Valentine's Day sucks. Basically, just like every other episode...except this time, Stephen is there. Baxter also makes a special appearance...because...well, cats...Stephen and Tara are the same exact depressing person and Adam would like bourbon for every occasion thank you very much.
46 min - Floatin' PiesChapter 12: Polyjuice Potion- One thing Tara and Adam can agree upon is that pie is the number one in the definitive ranking of dessert. Change our minds. Double Christmas (Triple Christmas in fact) is great. Pie is great. Myrtle is kind of a bully. Draco is not so great. Pie is still great.47 min
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Warning: Contains swearing, spoilers, wine consumption and a lot of us talking about our cats.
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