Basic Snitches

Basic Snitches

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Basic Snitches episodes

  • I Like Birds!
    Chapter 12: The Patronus- Adam's patronus is a BIRD! Also, Tara can no longer speak words and, as always, Lupin is the best.
    43 min
  • No Chipotatas for You

    Chapter 11: The Firebolt- OUR 50TH EPISODE! AWWW YISSSSSS! BASIC SNITCHES FOREVER! Official tagline (for this episode at least): Whatever comes out of my mouth comes out of my mouth. Classy. Also, Adam is tall(er than Tara). 

    42 min
  • Christmassyishness

    Chapter 10: The Marauder's Map- Berkeley refuses a guest star offer, Adam loves cows, 10 points to Zencastr and the teachers at Hogwarts continue to be irresponsible. Also, Tara still has her email address from 1997 because why not?

    48 min
  • Wet Sock

    Chapter 9: Grim Defeat- As always, Adam starts recording when nobody is ready...Tara has new toys...awww yissssss!!! And by new toys, we mean an actual microphone for recording remotely. Anyways, this chapter has a lame sleepover (seriously, it's really not fun at all) and teachers who don't understand how to be responsible adults....just another lovely Halloween at Hogwarts!

    42 min
  • Thiccums

    Chapter 8: Flight of the Fat Lady-Wine is Tara's worst enemy while attempting to read Adam's chapter summary. Quidditch makes no since. Still. Madam Pince needs to GET IT TOGETHER. The adults are a mess in this book. Seriously. THANK GOD FOR LUPIN. "Fear is wisdom in the face of danger."-Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat

    48 min
  • Please Question Have a Chocolate
    Chapter 5: The Dementor- (Or, Sheets with teeth) Stuff happens in this chapter...most importantly- TIME TO MEET LUPIN!! So we're on the train to Hogwarts finally... except instead of joyous teenager goofing off, we get a nightmare...so that's fun. Also, why is nobody using "lumos"?
    51 min
  • What the Hell is the Deal with Your Rat?
    Chapter 4: The Leaky Cauldron- WE. ARE. BACK! And we had WINE! Adam learns that poop is an important part of divination... It's an even episode, everything is funny and how do we get one of those rabbits that can turn into a hat? (Does anyone still wear a hat?)
    46 min
  • How is Nothing on Fire?
    Chapter 3: The Knight Bus-
    Everything is weird right now. FMK ends poorly for Stan...but for SHAN, it's not so bad...Tara steals jokes from Puffs (but really, who ISN'T making Sirius/Serious jokes?!?!). Something is on fire somewhere.
    35 min

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Warning: Contains swearing, spoilers, wine consumption and a lot of us talking about our cats.

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