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Tara and Adam are re-reading everyone’s favorite series! Warning: Contains swearing, spoilers, wine consumption and a lot of us talking about our cats.... more
FAQs about Basic Snitches:How many episodes does Basic Snitches have?The podcast currently has 279 episodes available.
June 04, 2020Wet SockChapter 9: Grim Defeat- As always, Adam starts recording when nobody is ready...Tara has new toys...awww yissssss!!! And by new toys, we mean an actual microphone for recording remotely. Anyways, this chapter has a lame sleepover (seriously, it's really not fun at all) and teachers who don't understand how to be responsible adults....just another lovely Halloween at Hogwarts!...more42minPlay
May 29, 2020ThiccumsChapter 8: Flight of the Fat Lady-Wine is Tara's worst enemy while attempting to read Adam's chapter summary. Quidditch makes no since. Still. Madam Pince needs to GET IT TOGETHER. The adults are a mess in this book. Seriously. THANK GOD FOR LUPIN. "Fear is wisdom in the face of danger."-Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat...more48minPlay
May 14, 2020Adam Slaughtered the Trelawny CounterChapter 6: Talons and Tea Leaves- Tara has had a bottle of wine and Adam is coming for Trelawny... everyone will be hearing the sound of a cork popping long after the episode ends......more46minPlay
May 07, 2020Please Question Have a ChocolateChapter 5: The Dementor- (Or, Sheets with teeth) Stuff happens in this chapter...most importantly- TIME TO MEET LUPIN!! So we're on the train to Hogwarts finally... except instead of joyous teenager goofing off, we get a nightmare...so that's fun. Also, why is nobody using "lumos"?...more51minPlay
May 02, 2020What the Hell is the Deal with Your Rat?Chapter 4: The Leaky Cauldron- WE. ARE. BACK! And we had WINE! Adam learns that poop is an important part of divination... It's an even episode, everything is funny and how do we get one of those rabbits that can turn into a hat? (Does anyone still wear a hat?)...more46minPlay
April 15, 2020How is Nothing on Fire?Chapter 3: The Knight Bus- Everything is weird right now. FMK ends poorly for Stan...but for SHAN, it's not so bad...Tara steals jokes from Puffs (but really, who ISN'T making Sirius/Serious jokes?!?!). Something is on fire somewhere....more35minPlay
April 09, 2020Pomme de TerribleChapter 2: Aunt Marge's Big Mistake- Wine has been consumed and we're back on our bullshit once again...hating on Marge Dursley because, well... because she is TERRIBLE. Also we talk about names a lot because we think we're interesting...and Tara is still somehow a potato....more54minPlay
April 01, 2020I'm Here for Some CroissantsChapter 1: Owl Post- We are back for season 3! Welcome to Basic Snitches and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Harry's birthday is the best one yet! Also, Hedwig is the greatest. Hermione thinks of everything...so nothing has changed there. Arthur needs to learn to lock up his muggle stuff. Write us and name the Hogwarts owl because why the heck not??? RIP Adam's trip to New Orleans and our production of Dearly Departed. THANKS COVID-19..oh, and Tara still works in healthcare, sadly....more36minPlay
March 16, 2020My Love Language is TacosChamber of Secrets Wrap-Up! Adam and Tara have finished Chamber of Secrets and are already excited to start Prisoner of Azkaban! The Neville Counter is a bust and also this episode is late but we're still out here living our best lives with popsicles and Eff, Marry, Kill... We'll be back with season 3 on April 1st!...more41minPlay
FAQs about Basic Snitches:How many episodes does Basic Snitches have?The podcast currently has 279 episodes available.