Basic Snitches

Chapter 16: The Goblet of Fire

Brian is back! Look, we like to give the fans what they want and we know that what you want is MORE BRIAN!

So this book has lots of cups in it. Guess how FMK goes...

Chapter 15: Beauxbatons and Durmstrang- Basically this episode is about how amazing Madame Maxime is... I guess we talk about other stuff...but mostly Qwen Maxime..

Chapter 14: The Unforgivable Curses- Adam starts us out with a little vampin'...we discuss school curriculum, Fake Moody's intentions and we FMK the unforgivable curses.

Chapter 13: Mad-Eye Moody- Tune in for some classy correspondence with Stephen and Ashley... also Professor Sprout is basically the best.

Chapter 12: The Tri-Wizard Tournament- We're finally back at Hogwarts! Yay! Also quidditch is gone. Yay! Adam makes an appearance and Tara gets mad at a hat.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Start 2021 right with a Basic Snitches adaptation of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! With special guest, Brian O. Jackson.

Chapter 11: Aboard the Hogwarts Express- Normal stuff happens and we go to Hogwarts.

Also, we never got our tacos. 😡

Chapter 10: Mayhem at the Ministry-

We’re tired, honest and fun. And fine. Taking pictures of cats is just part of Tara’s personality.

This is No Pants part II

Adam rudely compares Tara to Draco. Also we get Hermione vs Percy over Winky’s treatment at the World Cup and our girl is AWESOME. Rita Skeeter, however, isn’t WRONG for the most part, but she still a bitch. We continue to dig on the Ministry of Magic’s way of dealing with the World Cup. Also, Molly is incredible and we love her.

Chapter 9: The Dark Mark-

Adam tries to tell Tara how to do winner and loser, AGAIN...we have margaritas and tacos and no pants energy!

Post Quidditch World Cup sportsing fun, Tara attempts a clever twist on a chapter summary and Adam is not impressed

More of Draco being an asshole and Crouch being suspicious in this chapter. We also discuss whether or not the Death Eaters had planned their torturous stunt on the Roberts family.

Hermione is a treasure. Adam is super feisty and challenges Tara in her FMK answers.