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- We Have So Much Knowledge of Sports
Chapter 8: The Quidditch World Cup-
Family vacation- do not recommend. Tomorrow is Adam’s birthday!!! Send wine to his house...also, it’s Thanksgiving eve, so enjoy having a kind-of excuse to eat all the carbs tomorrow...ANYWAY, that’s not what this episode is about. So, in the episode, we talk about sports and we know SO MUCH about sports...there are fouls and sports terms and all that. ….so buckle in, because we know about sports. Yeah. SPORTS!
45 min - As the Crow Flies
Chapter 7: Bagman and Crouch- A lot of world building discussion in this episode...along with the introduction of important and not so important mentioned characters. How does the ministry actually function with these idiots running the show? Seriously, what a fucking mess. Also, we continue our deep analysis of Percy Weasley (How does this keep happening?). We learn that Slovenia is 568 miles from Bulgaria as the crow flies...which is not actually useful...but it is information...I guess. RIP to Kevin's slug.
44 min - And Then They Touch a Boot
Chapter 6: The Portkey- Warning: TARA WILL STEAL YOUR BISCUITS! But not your man...because she is just an innocent potato. Intro to portkeys...so, what piece of garbage would Adam be if he were a portkey? Major Cedric love in this episode. Also, we do not fuck. Thanks.
41 min - Tara's Potato Bretheren
Chapter 5: Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes- Even bitches can say nice things to other bitches. Don't worry, we had wine for this. Even though he's annoying, we give Percy some sympathy for being the loner of the fam. Ginny is awesome and she and Ron have all the great one-liners this chapter. Adam brings the witchy bullshit. GET READY.
46 min - Gilding the Lily
Chapter 4: Back to the Burrow- Welcome to us being predictable. Tara is serious way too early in this book. Also, the internet isn't for everyone. PS. Having rights does not mean you can do whatever you want. So...yeah.
40 min - Don't Get Comfortable
Chapter 3: The Invitation- Hoarding cake in your bedroom is super relatable...right?
Dudley has no time to be a dick in this book. Also Sassy Harry is HERE! Hey mailman, MIND YA BUSINESS!
Being Hedwig must be exhausting.
Shoutout to Abby for emailing us and for your awesome divination insight!
33 min - Eggroll DreamsChapter 2: The Scar- Snakes gotta eat...just saying...This chapter is no one's favorite. FMK is a tough one. RIP this chapter in the movie. Cat drama, no points, and Bentley is up past his bedtime.33 min
- I Found a Dead Person, I Would Like Some Wine PleaseHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 1: The Riddle House- We made it to book 4, Snitches! We are back with our usual BS...This book starts in a new location with a bunch of gossip and muggles stuck in the 1800's...Adam teaches us stuff about divination again and Tara is cheating on Basic Snitches with a new podcast (Podcast in Death- check it out... especially if you are a fan of JD Robb/Nora Roberts)41 min
- Cutting Room FloorPlease enjoy listening to us laugh at ourselves for 50 plus minutes... Featuring Steven Ostertag and Brian O. Jackson.WARNING: Volume fluctuates55 min
- We Are Your Podcast Overlords
Book 3 Wrap-Up: We did it! We finished Prisoner of Azkaban! Get ready for us to read all of Ashley's FMK responses and for us to continue harassing you all to send us gifts or just give us feedback ;) Also, Adam loves Dora the Explorer. We're taking a short break soon but don't worry- we'll be dropping an extra special episode next week, so stay tuned!
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Warning: Contains swearing, spoilers, wine consumption and a lot of us talking about our cats.
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