Basic Snitches

The 100th episode of BASIC SNITCHES is HERE!!!! Featuring Brian O. Jackson, Olivia Petrey, Olivia King and Stephen Ostertag with our new favorite muggle, Chad Wimberly, a special appearance by Roxana Bell and a cameo by Steven Soto. Join us for hot takes, quizzes, FMK and SO MANY SHENANIGANS.

Chapter 34: Priori Incantatem - As if Harry hasn't had enough trauma, Voldy challenges him to a duel and he now has to think about those terrible days when Lockshart tried to teach dueling...

Adam quotes The Room (again) and Tara's win from chapter 33 is a major surprise. We are cheering so much for Harry this chapter. He's fantastic in such a dire situation...also, major props to Daniel Radcliffe in the movie. Speaking of the movie, this chapter gets a better grade than virtually any other in this entire book.

Voldy has nobody to blame but himself for this fuck-up...seriously, dude.

Bertha Jorkins likes wine. Cannon.

100th episode coming at you next week!!!!!

Chapter 33: The Death Eaters - He had to hold out til Act IV, but Voldy finally gets his soliloquy.

Melodrama at its finest.

Chapter 32: Flesh, Blood and Bone - The Olivias are BACK and OK dazzles us all with her reading of the brilliantly written chapter summary by OP.

Y'all - Cedric's death is sad, OKAY? Also, is Skinnydick no longer able to become a rat? 

APOTHIC RED WHY U NO SPONSOR US?!?!

Chapter 31: The Third Task - THE OLIVIAS ARE HERE! It's a wild ride with Gryffindor vs Slytherin. Two Olivias. Two Snitches. Y'all aren't ready. Anyway, between the ridiculous banter and non-stop giggling, we do actually talk about what happens in this chapter.

Chapter 30: The Pensieve - Why does Dumbledore insist on leaving Harry alone in his office? So much information to download here with these memories...Igor has always been the WORST and biggest coward, Bagman has always been an idiot, and Crouch has always been...Crouch.

Also, the world is broken because Tara wishes for Snape to be in this chapter.

Chapter 29: The Dream - NOT good times for Harry. Ron is usually an idiot, but he definitely knows his family. Hermione continues to be the greatest. Dumbledore loves candy. Harry loves evesdropping.

Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch - We found the wine and fixed our NPR problem. It is important to know that we are not boring. Rita is no longer fabulous. Snape is useless. Winky is a mess.

SO MUCH happens in this chapter and they don't even bother to put ANY of it in the movie. 

Don't send death threats to people you don't know...or, people, period.

Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns- Tara has a COMFY (SPONSOR US). Snape is the worst. Buckbeak is amazing. Karkaroff sucks. Hermione is badass. Emotions are hard. Get ready for us to hate on this movie (AGAIN).

Chapter 26: The Second Task - We welcome Ravenclaw Roxana Bell to the show today! Also we play the "Snape's a dick drinking game". Harry Potter is Virginia Woolf.