Chapter 32: Flesh, Blood and Bone - The Olivias are BACK and OK dazzles us all with her reading of the brilliantly written chapter summary by OP.

Y'all - Cedric's death is sad, OKAY? Also, is Skinnydick no longer able to become a rat? 

APOTHIC RED WHY U NO SPONSOR US?!?!

Chapter 31: The Third Task - THE OLIVIAS ARE HERE! It's a wild ride with Gryffindor vs Slytherin. Two Olivias. Two Snitches. Y'all aren't ready. Anyway, between the ridiculous banter and non-stop giggling, we do actually talk about what happens in this chapter.

Chapter 30: The Pensieve - Why does Dumbledore insist on leaving Harry alone in his office? So much information to download here with these memories...Igor has always been the WORST and biggest coward, Bagman has always been an idiot, and Crouch has always been...Crouch.

Also, the world is broken because Tara wishes for Snape to be in this chapter.

Chapter 29: The Dream - NOT good times for Harry. Ron is usually an idiot, but he definitely knows his family. Hermione continues to be the greatest. Dumbledore loves candy. Harry loves evesdropping.

Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch - We found the wine and fixed our NPR problem. It is important to know that we are not boring. Rita is no longer fabulous. Snape is useless. Winky is a mess.

SO MUCH happens in this chapter and they don't even bother to put ANY of it in the movie. 

Don't send death threats to people you don't know...or, people, period.

Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns- Tara has a COMFY (SPONSOR US). Snape is the worst. Buckbeak is amazing. Karkaroff sucks. Hermione is badass. Emotions are hard. Get ready for us to hate on this movie (AGAIN).

Chapter 26: The Second Task - We welcome Ravenclaw Roxana Bell to the show today! Also we play the "Snape's a dick drinking game". Harry Potter is Virginia Woolf.

Chapter 25: The Egg and the Eye - Just a reminder that Cedric is a nice guy. No privacy for Harry. Anywhere. Sorry dude. Also, did Moaning Myrtle haunt Olive Hornby to death? Anyway, this episode is being released nearly 2 months after being recorded so Adam's adventures in kitchen remodeling have progressed and it looks GOOD ;)

Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter's Scoop - This chapter is basically just a reminder that Rita Skeeter and Malfoy are trash humans. Percy and unicorns are BFFs. Ron should never cross the giant Squid. Oh, and suddenly Hogwarts has substitute teachers... Professor Grubbly-Plank > Snape

*Bring in the dancing lobsters.

Chapter 23: The Yule Ball

Stephen is here! We discuss gift giving, why Ravenclaws are (often) assholes (again), and the drama of being a teenager. If you're heterosexual, it's fine- but don't be a straight person.