Basic Snitches

Chapter 21: The Eye of the Snake - We are loud. Hagrid is back from his sex holiday with Qwen Maxime.

Giants need dentists too...

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Chapter 20: Hagrid's Tale - Giants are honestly just really big dumb angry babies. Hagrid and Maxime spent the last several months fucking and trying to win favor with the giant babies. Pink bitch continues to be the worst and we are over that K-word

Chapter 19: The Lion and the Serpent - Malfoy sucks... But also, Fred and George are bad brothers and terrible team players. Hermione and Luna are amazing and the pink bitch must die.

Dear reviewers: Stop being pretentious assholes!

Signed,

People who like romance novels and fantasy stories.

This week we are joined by Tara's other co-hosts, AJ and Jen from Podcast in Death. We bring a PID favorite to Basic Snitches as we review the reviews (good AND bad) for the HP series.

Chapter 18: Dumbledore's Army - Important question.. why is it only one year olds that get smash cakes for their birthday?

We are all Winky. We drink and we get sad... well at least Tara does...

We all need a Room of Requirement...get on that, magical community!

Chapter 17: Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four -

Tara and Adam discuss their theories on Professor Binns then share their own strengths as students.

Snape > Umbridge

Also, apparently the gargoyles can talk.. and they are rude bitches.

And Grubbly-Plank has officially reached Qwen status!!

Chapter 16: In the Hog's Head -

ZACH SMIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!

Also, please stop vanishing animals, thanks.

Chapter 15: The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 

Tara comes up with more perfect names to call Pink bitch. Adam's computer screen is very bright.

Surprise, Tara rants about how terrible Snape is. McG is the greatest.

So, are you a Tarot bitch, or a Tara bitch? 

A lot of love for Grubbly-Plank in this episode ❤

HAPPY SNITCHMAS, BITCHES!

or whatever you celebrate

or just for being you

Enjoy!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Chapter 14: Percy and Padfoot- Cho is great. Hedwig is great. Ron is really great. Percy sucks...

...but not as much as Umbridge...