Chapter 18: Dumbledore's Army - Important question.. why is it only one year olds that get smash cakes for their birthday?

We are all Winky. We drink and we get sad... well at least Tara does...

We all need a Room of Requirement...get on that, magical community!

Chapter 17: Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four -

Tara and Adam discuss their theories on Professor Binns then share their own strengths as students.

Snape > Umbridge

Also, apparently the gargoyles can talk.. and they are rude bitches.

And Grubbly-Plank has officially reached Qwen status!!

Chapter 16: In the Hog's Head -

ZACH SMIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!

Also, please stop vanishing animals, thanks.

Chapter 15: The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 

Tara comes up with more perfect names to call Pink bitch. Adam's computer screen is very bright.

Surprise, Tara rants about how terrible Snape is. McG is the greatest.

So, are you a Tarot bitch, or a Tara bitch? 

A lot of love for Grubbly-Plank in this episode ❤

HAPPY SNITCHMAS, BITCHES!

or whatever you celebrate

or just for being you

Enjoy!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Chapter 14: Percy and Padfoot- Cho is great. Hedwig is great. Ron is really great. Percy sucks...

...but not as much as Umbridge...

Chapter 13: Detention With Dolores - So basically this chapter is all about torture, bad teachers and how great Ron is in this book. We cheer hard for Grubbly-Plank, even though we miss Hagrid, and we cheer even more for Ron for making the Quidditch team. We play Never Have I Ever and, to no one's surprise, Adam has never received detention in his life... 🙄

In this special episode we discuss all the ways Hogwarts would fail an OSHA inspection...

If you've never thought about it before, we provide you with a lengthy list of proof that Hogwarts is trying to kill you.

Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge - Chinese food is on its way and we're adding liquor to our alcohol...

This podcast was almost called "Have a Biscuit, Potter" after McG's amazing line in this chapter. We complain about Harry's least favorite teachers (who are coincidentally Tara and Adam's least favorite teachers...), Bentley attempts to steal Tara's car and Adam teaches us about Moonstone.

Oh..and Umbridge SUCKS.

Chapter 11: The Sorting Hat's New Song -

We made it to the start of term feast!!! The Sorting Hat has upped its game this year. We complain about Pink Bitch, praise Neville, Ron and Hermione for being awesome, and gush over the perfection that is Imelda Staunton.

Oh, Ship! We play a new game and Adam shares more witchey knowledge while comparing the 4 houses to the elements.