Basic Snitches

Chapter 13: Detention With Dolores - So basically this chapter is all about torture, bad teachers and how great Ron is in this book. We cheer hard for Grubbly-Plank, even though we miss Hagrid, and we cheer even more for Ron for making the Quidditch team. We play Never Have I Ever and, to no one's surprise, Adam has never received detention in his life... 🙄

In this special episode we discuss all the ways Hogwarts would fail an OSHA inspection...

If you've never thought about it before, we provide you with a lengthy list of proof that Hogwarts is trying to kill you.

Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge - Chinese food is on its way and we're adding liquor to our alcohol...

This podcast was almost called "Have a Biscuit, Potter" after McG's amazing line in this chapter. We complain about Harry's least favorite teachers (who are coincidentally Tara and Adam's least favorite teachers...), Bentley attempts to steal Tara's car and Adam teaches us about Moonstone.

Oh..and Umbridge SUCKS.

Chapter 11: The Sorting Hat's New Song -

We made it to the start of term feast!!! The Sorting Hat has upped its game this year. We complain about Pink Bitch, praise Neville, Ron and Hermione for being awesome, and gush over the perfection that is Imelda Staunton.

Oh, Ship! We play a new game and Adam shares more witchey knowledge while comparing the 4 houses to the elements.

Chapter 10: Luna Lovegood - IT IS TIME ❤️ We finally get to meet Qwen Luna and we are so happy!

We play the worst game ever and Brian ana Tara eat breakfast while Bentley tries to steal Brian's shirt.

Chapter 9: The Woes of Mrs. Weasley - Just so everyone is aware, Chapter 8 is very important to Tara...

Shout-out to Ashley... basically because we love her.

Percy sucks. Fudge sucks. Kreacher is rude.

Chapter 8: The Hearing -

Pink Bitch sighting!!! We got the egg rolls and Dumble's got the flourish. Madam Bones is Qwen and Fudgepacker is still the worst.

Chapter 7: The Ministry of Magic-

Adam's life is filled with entirely too many meetings. Zoom recordings are not ideal. Being a mom is not for either of us. Perkins and Madame Bones are heroes. Our game this episode fails hard but we give the movie a pass.

Welcome to our first special episode of the season! Joining us are Stephanie and Peggy, who are two of our favorite people, even though they've never read our favorite book series... anyway, we discuss the first two movies of the series and drink margarita wine...

Chapter 6: The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black - They clean the house. 🤷‍♀️