Basic Snitches

Chapter 30: Grawp (The Grawps) - This episode is dedicated to Chad.

Fred and George are still heroes and pink demon is slowly losing control of the student body. We go off the rails a bit but mostly this episode is about sports and ***The Grawps***

Also, Hagrid has shockingly not accidentally killed Harry in the 5 years they've known each other... 😬😬😬

Even though we are not sports people we're super happy for Ron for a successful Quidditch cup win at the end of the chapter!!!

Chapter 29: Career Advice - Brian is back!!! We discuss how Snape and Umbitch are horrible teachers and how McG is amazing and we give major friend points to the twins and Ginny.

Chapter 28: Snape's Worst Memory - Adam has a new nickname for Umbridge!!! Sarah is back and we discuss the interrogation methods of Pink chode and the convenient lack of clarity surrounding the science of occlumeny (because plot).

James Potter was an asshole but also don't turn into your bullies... SNAPE 😒

Soooo... what is the dress code for under your robe?

Chapter 27: The Centaur and the Sneak- It's time for another Ravenclaw to join us! We have mimosas, we laugh a lot, we play FMK (Umbridge always dies) and we all determine that Dumble is a badass in this chapter.

Chapter 26: Seen and Unforseen - Somehow we are sober and we manage to sound outrageously drunk...

More discussion of awkward teen romance and about how awesome Ginny is.

Also, nobody cares about Quidditch... 🤷‍♀️

So much bullying is happening.. from students AND teachers.. 😒

Ashley - where is our rubarb crumble? Also, what is that one instrument?

Mail delivery time should maybe be reevaluate.

Tara has a hot take on occlumeny.

Pink Devil is losing her shit and when she thinks she's about to rack up a W, Dumble comes in and ruins her plans by hiring a Sagittarius!

Chapter 25: The Beetle at Bay - Time for another Snape rant from Tara!

Adam gives his notes from the last two episodes.

Teenagers are bad at romance.

Also, Valentine's Day is bullshit.

The time has come for us to discuss the ridiculous, hilarious and somewhat problematic A Very Potter Musical!

Y'all, it's a wild one!

Chapter 24: Occlumency - sadly, Adam is not here this episode, but Dan brings the no pants energy! Editing Adam does make an appearance and Arthur Weasley is promoted to Qwen (Keng?) status 😁

Chapter 23: Christmas on the Closed Ward -

Y'all, it's in the title 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 22: St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries - somehow, despite not being present in this chapter, we managed to get in several digs at everyone's least favorite pink hoe... We focus a lot more on the Weasleys in this chapter and continue to lament that the movie leaves out entirely too much.

Lastly, we play an epic round of Oh, Ship and Jeff makes Basic Snitches history.