Chapter 24: Occlumency - sadly, Adam is not here this episode, but Dan brings the no pants energy! Editing Adam does make an appearance and Arthur Weasley is promoted to Qwen (Keng?) status 😁

Chapter 23: Christmas on the Closed Ward -

Y'all, it's in the title 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 22: St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries - somehow, despite not being present in this chapter, we managed to get in several digs at everyone's least favorite pink hoe... We focus a lot more on the Weasleys in this chapter and continue to lament that the movie leaves out entirely too much.

Lastly, we play an epic round of Oh, Ship and Jeff makes Basic Snitches history.

Chapter 21: The Eye of the Snake - We are loud. Hagrid is back from his sex holiday with Qwen Maxime.

Giants need dentists too...

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Chapter 20: Hagrid's Tale - Giants are honestly just really big dumb angry babies. Hagrid and Maxime spent the last several months fucking and trying to win favor with the giant babies. Pink bitch continues to be the worst and we are over that K-word

Chapter 19: The Lion and the Serpent - Malfoy sucks... But also, Fred and George are bad brothers and terrible team players. Hermione and Luna are amazing and the pink bitch must die.

Dear reviewers: Stop being pretentious assholes!

Signed,

People who like romance novels and fantasy stories.

This week we are joined by Tara's other co-hosts, AJ and Jen from Podcast in Death. We bring a PID favorite to Basic Snitches as we review the reviews (good AND bad) for the HP series.

Chapter 18: Dumbledore's Army - Important question.. why is it only one year olds that get smash cakes for their birthday?

We are all Winky. We drink and we get sad... well at least Tara does...

We all need a Room of Requirement...get on that, magical community!

Chapter 17: Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four -

Tara and Adam discuss their theories on Professor Binns then share their own strengths as students.

Snape > Umbridge

Also, apparently the gargoyles can talk.. and they are rude bitches.

And Grubbly-Plank has officially reached Qwen status!!

Chapter 16: In the Hog's Head -

ZACH SMIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!

Also, please stop vanishing animals, thanks.