Basic Snitches

Chapter 23: Horcruxes -

Dan is still here and with Dan, we get Victoria - queen of the fantastic one-liners!

Seriously though, Victoria and Adam bring the chaotic energy to this episode while we highlight just how nerdy Dan is.

This podcast is full of nerds.

Tapeworms are gross.

SINNING IS FUN!

Pausing from the book for just one week, we discuss the Seven Deadly Sins and how the characters of the series represent each one. We also take a look at the Seven Heavenly Virtues.

Chapter 22: After the Burial - On this week's episode of "wizards will pretty much drink anything you put in front of them", we discuss Slughorn and Hagrid's drunken shenanigans, continue to acknowledge Hermione as the voice of reason, and learn that Harry is really skilled at guilt tripping people...(wonder who he learned that from... )

Chapter 21: The Unknowable Room -

The most important thing in this chapter is that sassy Ron is amazing 😂

Also, it's clear that both Harry AND Kreacher need to chill when it comes to their obsession with Malfoy.

Chapter 20: Lord Voldemort's Request -

Brian is back and there are hot cookies!

Madame Adam makes an appearance!

We roast Dumble a lot here and discuss the journey of each horcrux that Voldy has made and we do an interesting word collaboration.

Chapter 19: Elf Tales - Basically, McDickface is the WORST. Also, Ron needs to grow a pair and PomPom is sassy.

The taco discussion in this episode is INTENSE. Because tacos are the most important.

Chapter 18: Crispy Dick...I mean, Birthday Surprises -

Everyone sucks dicks.

We all know what the 3 Ds are... 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 17: A Sluggish Memory - It is canon. Ed Sheeran is a Weasley (honestly, though, he should have been Charlie Weasley in the movies).

We discuss the power of Sleepytime Tea and do our best to manifest the bonus that Dawlish deserves after having to be continually embarrassed by Dumble.

Also, Death Eaters could have called themselves Dark Glamour and they didn't. Missed opportunities.

So, are YOU are hoarder or a horcrux?

Chapter 16: A Very Frosty Christmas -

We get a thing from the fuuuuuuuuutuuuureeee...(I don't know, some time in October of 2080 or something 🤷‍♀️).

We discuss the abuse of garden gnomes and how the ministry is still garbage. Don't worry, though, Sassy Harry is here to tell the Lion Man about himself.

Adam teaches everyone the true power of do and Tara has finally been domesticated.

Chapter 15: The Unbreakable Vow -

Everyone is drunk and gay Adam. Tara. And everyone at Slughorn's party.

This chapter is cattiness and Christmas parties.

Also where is our book about Sanguini the nice vampire who just needs a snack?