Basic Snitches

Chapter 14: Felix Felicis - THE HORMONES, Y'ALL 😳

Did you know that the reason that Hogwarts has so many empty classrooms is because Dumble fired all the math teachers???

It's canon.

Chapter 13: The Secret Riddle -

Another Dumble lesson!

We discuss how Harry's instincts are pretty reliable and how maybe Dumble could directly respond to him instead of ignoring his concerns about Malfoy 😒

We also discuss our vast (lack of) knowledge about mouth instruments.

Intrigued by the delicious list of ice cream flavors at the start of the episode? Those can be found through Jeni's ice cream...but until they sponsor us, we're not giving you the link here so I guess you'll have to Google it 🤷‍♀️

HAPPY NEW YEAR SNITCHES!

This week we are reviewing the reviews with AJ and Jen from Podcast in Death (Tara's other podcast).

This time, we just talk about the movies. Some reviewers we agree with and some should probably stay off the internet 🤷‍♀️

Enjoy and get ready to dive back into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince next week!!!

Happy all the holidays! Thank you for another year, Qwens! We hope you enjoy this (abridged) Snitch-ified adaptation of HP5 ❤️

Chapter 12: Silver and Opals - this chapter is actually just about one of our favorite Huffleclaws, Sarah Price, is traumatized in Hogsmede 🤷‍♀️

Neil makes an appearance and honestly it's just all we've been wishing for. Teenage boys are stupid (surprise? 🤔) and Adam has had enough of Slughorn's shenanigans.

Chapter 11: Hermione's Helping Hand - Let's take a moment to think about the irony of Adam, Tara and Ashley discussing sports. We also discuss how awful it would be to teach Preschool and that wizard preschool would be absolutely out of the question. (here is also where Tara openly acknowledges that she spoke the words "way more better" in this episode and must admit that she hadn't had alcohol yet 🤦‍♀️).

We meet Cormac McLaggen, aka, a whiskey that Ashley would not want to drink..and we agree - this guy sucks. And Ginny (especially in the movie) is kind of the best and we love her.

Chapter 10: The House of Gaunt -

Dumble and Harry go on a weird field trip and Adam shares some tarot knowledge.

Also movie Dumble is way too interested in teenagers' love lives...

Chapter 9: The Half Blood Prince -

Sass. Dick swinging. Terrible pedagogy. Lack of common sense.

It must be a new year at Hogwarts.

Chapter 8: Snape Victorious -

This is a classic Snitches episode in which we drink a lot and talk about how Snape is the worst.. also, we discuss the possible connection between Tonks' new patronus and Sirius.

Where are Dumbledore's fancy gloves?

And did you know that Slughorn lives in Bilbo Baggins? 😂🤦‍♀️

Chapter 7: The Slug Club -

Basically this episode is us continuing our general "Draco really sucks" rant 🤷‍♀️

Also we decide that nobody gets to tell Harry FREAKING Potter that his friends aren't cool 😡