Season 2 begins RIGHT NOW!

And by "season 2" I mean we both got so distracted that we didn't record an episode.

But things are different now! We don't live in the same state, Jon is married, Anna has become a vigilante known only as "The Arbiter of Justice and Grammatical Errors", it's been a heck of a year so far.

Of all our episodes, this sure is one of them.

Buckle up, nerds. This episode is wet and wild. And perhaps...Faster and Furious...er... than you would expect.

Quite honestly at about 30 minutes you can just turn this noise off. It's not worth it.

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Look, not all of them are winners. To get to the rainbow you have to brave a little rain... or whatever Dolly Parton said. This might not be our best episode ever, but it's certainly AN episode, and quite honestly, you miss 100% of the shots you take....wait....no.

This episode, Jon and Anna discuss Chip Gaines' weird extended family, various slammed poems, and how to market a podcast that is on wildly thin ice these days.

As a side note, we lost the audio to about 10 minutes of this episode. I created the greatest character ever. And now he is dead because of our editing software. Rest in peace, Bregdalin. You were the best of us.

CAUTION: This episode... it gets wild y'all.

Jon makes it awkward immediately, Anna discusses the exact ideal height of a man, and... I'm pretty sure we actually solved sexism?

Oh, and we forgot to mention it due to disintegrating lives, but Happy Halloween everybody!! No matter how weird and bad things get, we'll always have the spookiest season. And magic jelly beans.

Publishing this on a random Monday a week after we recorded this because keeping to schedule is clearly our #1 priority.

This episode, topics discussed include: Jon's Engagement, Anna's Patriotic Lightsaber Dreams, and How to do a Babysit.

Thank you for listening to Beach Time, if you would like to reach us, you can email Jon at: [email protected] or check the new facebook page.

Okay, good. Now that NASA and they're gang of thugs have stopped reading: Aliens. If you are listening to the podcast, I (Jon) want to talk to you. Not Anna. Jon. I won't blow your spot up like Anna would, okay? I'm cool. Let's grab coffee.

This is, I kid you not, our best episode yet.

Not that the bar was especially high, but still. Small victories.

This week...month....... this episode, Jon and Anna discuss such topics as: Tiny Houses, Witch-Kraft, and the dang SPACE HOTEL.

We're trying to get these more consistent. We really are. So share this around or we won't keep releasing them. Just kidding we will, we just won't be happy about it. Not angry. Just disappointed.

I don't want to overhype this episode but... it is pretty okay.

If you've made it this far, I'm just going to assume you're in it for the long haul, so Welcome to the Bandwagon. Drinks and small bags of 13 year old pretzels will be provided mid flight for a small fee of $0.27 and a firm handshake.

This week, we discuss such brilliant topics as: Kraft Barbies, The Salami Technique , and the Next Big Thing in Podcasting.

Thank you for listening! If you would like to share your Cheesasaurus Rex nightmares, email us at: [email protected]

We are back, baby! Officially! As in, we recorded this and then I edited it and now it's up within the WEEK.

This episode, Anna and Jon discuss such topics as: That book Anna really likes, Corporate food crimes, and What kind of foods might make birds combust.

You can email us at: [email protected]

Love ya

WARNING: This episode is cursed. It is #13 and if you listen to it, you will die of emo girl in seven calendar days unless you share this with someone else.

wait...

We did an episode 0... so technically last episode was our 13th one.... whoops!

Oh well, while you're here and already have the curse, you might as well take a listen to todays episode, where we cover topics such as: the Return of the Diarreaper, The Implausibility of Daredevil, and the Smoochie Mask.

If you want to reach us, you can throw an email at us like tomatoes at shamed people in those big wooden handcuffs that hold your head or whatever at: [email protected]

Thanks for listening!

I'd like you to imagine with me, a world (Completely hypothetical of course) in which Jon and Anna recorded two episodes of their wildly successful podcast, then forgot for literally THREE MONTHS to edit or publish them. Well, call me M. Night Shyama-Jon because TWIST ending: that is exactly 100% what happened.

But fear not! We are back on the proverbial wagon, baby! And this wagon has four wheels and heated seats. It's a pretty sweet wagon. So hop on. T-to the podcast wagon.

This episode, we discuss Cheddar Bay Biscuits and then almost immediately get completely sidetracked and figure out how to revamp Thanksgiving.

If you like our show and want to send us some sort of message through the digital wavelengths, they actually came up with something to help you with that. It's called an "E-Mail" and you can send us one at: [email protected]