Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Shakespeare coined that term hangy downy bits.

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Hyperspermia, which was new to me

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Get thee to a gnomery!

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Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.

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Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should

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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring....

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Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome.

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A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave

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Sarah what the fuck is your problem?

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She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds

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