<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1300258/open_sms">Send us a text</a>In which absolutely bloody everyone has a birthday. Featuring all the reasons you should never try and make tiling out of marzipan; why greengrocers' stalls feature in my nightmares; and the truth about who actually ate the marzipan poo...

Send us a text In which absolutely bloody everyone has a birthday. Featuring all the reasons you should never try and make tiling out of marzipan; why greengrocers' stalls feature in my nightmares; and the truth about who actually ate the marzipan poo...

<a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1300258/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer">Send us a text</a>In which absolutely bloody everyone has a birthday. Featuring all the reasons you should never try and make tiling out of marzipan; why greengrocers' stalls feature in my nightmares; and the truth about who actually ate the marzipan poo...

Because is there anything that says happy birthday... like a cake in the shape of a toilet?

I've been rambling on for years on my blog, and now I thought I'd start rambling on via a podcast as well. I'm eclectic; very sweary; frequently livid; perpetually confused. Topics I'm likely to cover will include gin, parenting, gin, why Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel is a fucking liability, gin, general musings on life, and a bit more gin. I believe kindness is everything, and that we should all try generally to be a little bit less of a dick.

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