Because We Got High

X,Y,Z…The End. The last episode of Because We Got High, extra long to discuss boys versus girls, how men can’t handle criticism, wondering if Tomboy is still an acceptable term, how we all need to care less or care more, and an overload of voicemails from episodes past. We all love you, and we thank you for listening to us for so long!

We’re talking about websites this week…but also, a lot about Kenan Thompson? After we get that out of our systems, we play the hits - Omegle, Addictingames, Tumblr, Ask Jeeves, basically any place on the internet that kept our attention and very likely lured in online predators. We run through a few passionate voicemails and end with a personal, formal complaint for Zara dot com.

V is for VIOLENCE. Do you ever wake up sometimes and just feel violent? Like you’re about to lose your mind at any moment? Do you think all of the scary movies you watched growing up, made you this way? What about all of those hookers you killed on Grand Theft Auto? Maybe they had something to do with it? We end the show by answering a few voicemails that are going to have to stay in the trust tree, or we’re all getting arrested.

We’ve made our way to U again, breaking down Upgrades - phones, boyfriends, friends. When did people start using the word “upgrade” to get us to buy new shit all the time? Do phone upgrades ruin your existing phone? What do you say to your friend who thinks she’s upgraded, when she hasn’t? Why do our exes get uglier when we break up? Wrapping up with a few voicemails, we close out with lots of laughs and thanking god for unlimited texting.

HOT FOR TEACHER, or are we? Teachers are the subject of our T episode this week, and we have Kelly, Bri and special guest GRACE O'MALLEY in the building to break down the complicated relationships we've all had with our teachers. Who do we remember? Who had a big impact on us? Who did we hate? Why don't teachers get paid more? Who's worse, the kids or the parents? We talk equal shit about teachers AND on their behalf, before we take a few voicemails from a few fed-up teachers who just want to live their lives. Are teachers the backbone of society??

LE SCANDALE! This week we have Kelly, Bri and special guest Alex Bennett in the building to discuss the S episode, Scandals. What makes something "scandalous?" Why is sex always involved in the stories that really move the needle? What kind of scandals have we personally dealt with? School scandals, life scandals, Ancestry.com related scandals - we cover all bases before wrapping up the episode with a few voicemails, one of which includes a girl who is smack in the middle of her very own scandal. Take a shot every time "scandal" is written in this description.

Has anything shaped our lives more than the reality of our situation? Reality TV, Virtual reality, shared reality - we break down our R week with a LOT of reality TV references, deciding whether or not we’re screwed for life because of our reality TV intake, how we would act if we were on TV, and why some “reality” shows made us uncomfortable. We wrap up with a few voicemails and some lasting nightmares of Sophia the Robot.

This week we answer your QUESTIONS! Who’s the biggest stoner? How high to we get before we record, if at all? What are our last meals? How are our sex lives? Do we believe in hypnosis? How should you go about buying lingerie and sex toys for your girlfriends? We wrap it up with a few voicemails questions, and figure out who would be the best at beating up Cunty Nana.

We get PASSIONATE today with our P episode - what are we passionate about? Could we commit crimes of passion? Do we always need to have something we feel passionately about? After a few deviations from the topic, we finish out the episode with a few thoughtful voicemails from other listeners who worry about how much passion they bring to the table.

This week we feel like someone’s watching us... while we talk about Observations. Do you like to people watch? What have you learned about people from observing them? Do you start to become like your friends when you hang out with them a lot? Are animals interesting to observe? Could you keep your eyes peeled for a murderer or a kidnapper based on a description? When you see something, do you say something? We talk about all this and more, with a special appearance from our coworker Ebony, before wrapping up with a couple of voicemails from our fans.