Beck Did It Better

Hey folks, we are here to show you how to slow down videos in incognito mode and to be the best Sonic Youth Podcast when we cover Daydream Nation (closing time is not on this album.) 

 We find out why [email protected] dressed up like Prince, why Beavis and Butthead are big again, and Aaron talks about the new Andre 3000 album. Russ is off to the record store, Aaron blows our mind with Turnstile, and Rob has an ALL TIME ROLLING GOING. 

Then we talk sonic youth and we talk about albums that cost so much money that you could have bought some Mommy's milk (maybe too much!) The three guys ignore Rob and do a state capital bit and Matt shows his the list he put so much work into about State Capitals. 

Then Aaron gives a vague memory and we waste a bunch of time looking it up. 

Don't get so mad you toss that ring into a river and dig into a breadbowl of an episode when we talk about both Simon and Garfunkle when we become the best podcast about Bridge Over Troubled Water (its a metaphor.)

Moms, this episode is not for you. The cream always rises to the top and this week's strange brew is no different when we become the best podcast about Cream and the 170th greatest album of all time, Disraeli Gears.

But before we get to the album, we spend our first crappy hour sharing our thoughts on local building code inspectors, Snoop Dogg giving up smoke, how long it should take someone to eat a 32 ounce jar of Duke's Mayo, and the best foods to have delivered. We also become the best podcast about the Beatles final song, when we discuss the creation of Now and Then, and release four other unheard Beatles tracks that will leave you tappin' your toes. 

Then at (59:00) we enter a world of pain when we discuss Cream's second studio album, Disraeli Gears. We cover Cream's status as a supergroup, Eric Clapton's guitar skills, and the best songs from Guitar Hero III-Legends of Rock.  

Next week's episode is guaranteed to be total trash when we become the best Sonic Youth podcast and discuss the alternative rock band's 1988 album, Daydream Nation.

Calling all moms! This is the ep for you! We have Billy Joel, the best songs with parenthesis, and a mostly clean episode for those moms. 

We become the best Billy Joel podcast as we talk about just how good "The Stranger" by Billy Joel is except for the last two songs. 

Rob rethinks his life and talks candy, we get off on a wrestling tangent, and we finally hear Matt's top 100. Yes. All 100. 

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Next week, CREAM and Disrali Gears.

Happy Thanksgiving all! 

We're reaching out to you because we've received a lot of complaints about our last epsiode. So we're offering a 20% discount on this mystery box, which could possibly include the best podcast about Steely Dan and th 168th greatest album of all time. Can't Buy a Thrill.

But before we grab a guiro and get going, we dicuss the follies of our life, including our espresso martini problems, letter jacket patches, and some Thanksgiving Day pairings. We also discuss mustache styles, another perfect song, oreo cookies, and a mouse that crawled out of.....sorry the last part of the writeup cutoff beause of your slow discounted internet.

Then at (1:06:00) we take a few minutes away from our dirty work to discuss Steely Dan and their debut album, Can't Buy a Thrill. We celebrate Steely Dan's commercial hits (that we didn't know were by Steely Dan), discuss why Steely Dan is so polarizing, and cover the best songs from Guitar Hero World Tour.

Next week, we're offering you a bottle or white, a bottle of red, or perhaps the best podcast about Billy Joel instead, when we discuss Billy Joel's 5th studio album, The Stranger.

I didn't post this late. Your galaxy just stinks. 

Merry Halloween everyone! Some of our listeners might call this episode a double decker bust but the rest of you pissants will recognize it as the best podcast about Buddy Holly and the 166th greatest album of all time, 20 Golden Greats. 

Before we get to the music we think it over and talk about leprechaun tag, the best things to do in San Francisco, and concerts at the Vegas Sphere. We also revive our annual graveyard smash with a list of the scariest songs of all time. 

Then at (52:00) we share some words of love on 20 Golden Greats, the greatest hits album by Buddy Holly & the Crickets. Can't you picture your grandpa fumbling a bra to these hits? We discuss how Buddy Holly is credited with the rock-and-roll lineup, the story behind Peggy Sue, and the best songs featuring the Bo Diddley Beat. 

Over the next week you can enjoy the silence, but next Tuesday we'll be back with the sweetest perfection when we become the best Depeche Mode podcast and discuss their electronic music album, Violator.

For all of our pro athlete listeners out there, tonight is the perfect night to dunk a basketball, cheat on your spouse, and then listen to the best podcast about R.E.M. and the 165th greatest album of all time, Murmur.

Before we get to the album, we show off our big cork and screw when we become the best wine podcast and provide a first timer's guide to Napa Valley. Then we thrown on our XXXL Big Johnson shirts and talk sports including Kirk Cousins attending the Twins game, youth soccer coaching, and whether it's OK to steal a YETI cooler off a public bike seat. Does that make you randy baby? YEEAAAHHHH BABY!!! 

Then at (1:00:00) we walk off the tipping point and discuss R.E.M. and their debut album, Murmur. We cover R.E.M.'s nonsense lyrics, their impact on other bands, and the best jangle pop songs of all time. 

If you join us next Tuesday, that'll be the day when we become the best Buddy Holly podcast and rave on about his 20 Golden Greats.

Hello...my name is Little Dick Nick the Quick Hit Dip Shit, and this is the best podcast about Johnny Cash and the 164th greatest album of all time, At Folsom Prison. And for all you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle podcast fans, this is also the #1 Krang Live Mashup Podcast of All Time. 

In all seriousness, we didn't have very lively stuff on this podcast, but we did make Paul Rudd laugh when we talked about claiming a best friend, the best way to talk to celebrities and kids who use their parents' first names. Then you can count on us to meet you in the parking lot to discuss the David Beckham Netflix series, whether a hall pass is good for a relationship, and what not to do on Beale Street.

Then at (53:00) we're combing our hair and going to Jackson to discuss Johnny Cash's first live album, At Folsom Prison. We cover the Johnny Cash career resurgence, singing along with the Man in Black, and the best country music vocal performances of all time.

Next up, for both of you listening, we are going to take a pilgrimage to a radio-free Europe and become the best R.E.M. podcast when we cover their debut album, Murmur.

Listeners...we live in a world that has music podcasts, and those music podcasts have to be guarded by co-hosts with amazing jokes. Who's gonna do it? You, Bob Ross? You, John Popper? The Beck Did it Better podcast has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for more music discussion, and you curse our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles talk. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know....that this podcast, while tragic, is probably the best podcast about disco music; and that our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is the best podcast about the Bee Gees and 163rd greatest album of all time, the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.

You don't want that truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT to hear song parodies about cow pee and you NEED to hear us talk about sex tourism in Ft. Pierre, South Dakota.

We have neither the time or the inclination to explain ourselves to the dumbshit single-finger shifters who skip ahead to (54:00) to listen to the amazing Saturday Night Fever analysis that we provide and then question the manner in which we provide it. 

We would rather that you just said "thank you" and recommend Beck Did it Better to your friends. Otherwise, we suggest you join us next week for the best Johnny Cash podcast, when we pull back the Long Black Veil on At Folsom Prison. Either way, we don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to.

Did we talk about cock cages for a second week in a row on this podcast? We did the job!

Did we talk about the real big nasty ones on this podcast? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WE DID!!!