Rex and Josh review S04E08 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Pangs." Help yourself to some extra mashed broodies with a side of self loathing and wash it down with some tasty over-inflated self importance then use it to justify blatant stalking as you convince friends and family to consciously lie to the object of your affection regarding your whereabouts and somehow make it sexy... cuz it's time for a very broody Thanksgiving.

Josh and Rex review S04E07 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Initiative." Keep your wits about you, or they'll wit your abouts' keeping... in the thing... I don't know. What does that even mean? Is that even innuendo? Or is it in YOUR end-o? I'm not sorry.

Rex and Josh review S04E06 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Wild At Heart." Get your sad panda's winterized and dust off your angry pandas cuz you're in for a roller coaster of emotionally distressed chickens. You'll be over the moon with not goodness because spoiler alert this is the one where Oz leaves.

Josh and Rex review S04E05 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Beer Bad." Don your smarty pants and try not to concuss yourself as you spitefully tip back your favorite fruity micro-brew. It's time for the infamous episode that started not much at all.

Rex and Josh review S04E04 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Fear Itself." Happy belated Halloween on this classic haunted house episode full of terrifying bunnies, good guys with chainsaws, and deep seeded personal issues surfacing awkwardly at social gatherings. Don't forget to read the fine print.

Josh and Rex review S04E03 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Harsh Light of Day." For this ride I recommend storing all sandwiches in the green slot, counting to shlickty five, BYOKY and spread your wings straight up Sunnydale's sinkhole. Saddle up for some bad romance, or take up grave robbing as a completely legitimate alternative.

Rex and Josh review S04E02 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Living Conditions." Josh wants bat babies. Rex refuses to oblige. Josh takes on a life of crime licking everything in sight. Guess it was all just too much for him. RIP salt licks and dignity.

Josh and Rex review S04E01 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Freshman." Rex takes Josh, a gentleman of leisure, on a road-trip to the internet and proves definitively that you cannot take Josh anywhere. But it's ok because their repository of broody pandas remains brimming with wisely allocated resources, except for ceiling space. Huge waste of ceiling space.

Rex and Josh review S03E22 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Graduation Day: Part 2." Hug a badger and do some shrooms cuz we gotta doozie of an episode on deck. Drunken voicemails, heartbreaking tear-jerking hilarity, peppered with a broody sense of finality befitting this epic finale.

Josh and Rex review S03E21 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Graduation Day: Part 1" Come on over step right up and get impaled! Whether you disagree with Rex's taste in music, you're an invulnerable demon to be, or you just can't stop being evil for no gosh darned reason, you YES YOU are pre-qualified for a free 6 month no interest no money down mortal impaling!