Josh and Rex review S03E10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Amends." Are you breaking down brick walls at inappropriate times? Are you mixing unsolicited drinks? Are you brainwashing- I mean saving people by preaching the godlike nature of Keanu Reeves? If you said yes, you frighten me! Now listen to this episode and get your life on track already. You make me sick...

Josh and Rex review S03E09 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Wish." Josh takes responsibility for all of Rex's actions irregardlessly because it hurts him so. Rex has a confustleafusion over a word Josh literally just made up.

Josh and Rex review S03E08 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Lovers Walk." Spike returns to Sunnydale putting Rex and Josh in need of a proper safe word. Josh's resting sarcastic voice becomes a real problem in every way except for at all.

Rex and Josh review S03E07 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Revelations." Josh becomes a self appointed member of the Scooby Gang, straight from the Great Dane's mouth, which completely justifies stalking real life actors for fictionally portrayed actions. Rex has plenty of time to think about Power Gloves while living in the VanHouton family crypt down by the river.

Josh and Rex review S03E06 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Band Candy." The two spaz boys need some real psychological help this time, unfortunately for them and fortunately for you they cannot afford it.

Rex and Josh review S03E05 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Homecoming." On today's episode your co-hosts have plenty of time to think about 90's technobabble plot holes while they're living in a van down by the river. Back in the real world, Robbie the Dinosaur goes punk and doesn't come home for dinner. Because he's dead.

Josh and Rex review S03E04 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Beauty and the Beasts." Alongside a good liver pounding, they give the patriarchy a nice slamming. Afterwards, they go thrifting and pick up a super nice barely used 83% off LeVar Burton. Josh's coffee addiction kicks in and totally forgets about the no shirt no shoes rule.

Rex and Josh review S03E03 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Faith, Hope & Trick." Josh "highlanders" Rex's powerfulness just in time for the rexoning, while dancing like a drunken pineapple. Also, some high quality artwork is on its way. Oh its not what you think, somebody gave Josh crayons.pe & Trick"

Josh and Rex review S03E02 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Dead Man's Party." They have Buffy's back as she endures the onslaught of her thankless, emotionally abusive, selfish, narcissistic family and friends. Also don't be a crappy pet owner, you'll make these two whiny tool-bags whimper about it all day and we'll never hear the end of it.

Rex and Josh review S03E01 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Anne." Josh and Rex juxtapose the crap out of some otherworldly semantics including but not limited to: the opposite of the song Barbie World, who might have been looked over for the role of Dexter, and for the love of god what is a tea cozy?