Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 21: Glockenspiel
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting embarrassed by your kid in a public place, puking on a plane, lactose intolerant team building disaster, ruining your friend's wedding and more! 
     
    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min
  • 20: Let it go
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally exposing yourself, racing home against IBS, first couples getaway gone wrong, walking in during an inopportune time, ruining a first date and more!   

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    43 min
  • 19: Golden Boy
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally peeing at the worst possible time, looking like a jerk at work, post surgery catastrophe, bowling and bleeding, pooping on a hike and so much more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    39 min
  • 18: Are the weiners ready?
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: flirting with your crush and being crushed by his response, getting busted at the airport, getting humiliated in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your dog, embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity and more.

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
    41 min
  • 17: California, no doubt about it.
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants in public, going overboard in a new relationship, looking crazy on a busy street, lying in a new relationship and getting busted, horrifying your masseuse and more.

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
    49 min
  • 16: Yeesh
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: bombing on stage, making out and barfing, accidentally flashing your classmates, pooping your pants in a cab, accidentally groping a grandpa and more.
    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 
    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
    42 min
  • 15: What I'm doing is none of your business.
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pissing off your crush, first time make out fail, sharting in front of a celebrity, getting heckled in front of your date, falling in front of the cool kids, baring it all to your classroom and more.

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    49 min
  • 14: Bed Bug Beagles
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: lying to get a job, blacking out and finding out about what happened the night before, your super religious parents finding out about your first time, the worst therapist ever, naked bungee jumping and so much more. 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    53 min
  • 13: Queefy
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: being fart positive, classroom bullying, weird discharge, barfing on a shoe, forgetting your wallet and so much more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    45 min
  • 12: The Devil Wears Prairie Skirts
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: dance fail, feet funk, falling and farting, pole dance problem, bartending and sharting and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    43 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.