Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 41: Fire and Ice
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: faking your own death to see if your crush cares, having to go to the ER in the middle of making love, cursing in front of kids, mishearing a doctor and having an inappropriate response, a vibrator injury and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min
  • 40: The Tell-Tale Poop
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate are joined by writer/actor/producer Nicholas Schutt (Outer Banks) who shares a hilarious story about his first big meeting in LA. Katie and Mary Kate also share stories about: a surprise fart, unreciprocated feelings, accidentally almost getting your Dad arrested, projectile puking in front of strangers and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
    45 min
  • 39: Weiner we gonna get to the good part?
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: humilation at the gym, farting on your partner, indecent exposure, young foolish love, lying about a death and getting busted and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    45 min
  • 38: Macho Macho Man
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a former Oriole shares their story of being humiliated at bat, pooping on the cool girl's couch, peeing your pants in public, grossing out your celebrity crush and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    41 min
  • 37: Special Michael
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories (and hear stories from callers) about: a gym mishap, a dog park meet cute moment ruined, Siri interrupting an audition, pooping at the worst possible time and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon: www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante).

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Don't miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Follow us: Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/YouTube/Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
    45 min
  • 36: The bathroom is no place for Bashful
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a photo shoot fail, falling on the job, first date nightmare, getting busted during a breakup, accidentally pranking yourself and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min
  • 35: A couple of legs and a grouper fish
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blowing up the party bathroom, indecent exposure, kid's party gone wrong, puking and passing out, getting kicked out of a couple's massage and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    39 min
  • 34: Open Door Policy
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: catching your parents in the act, farting in front of an entire party, a dog adoption gone wrong, dangerous party favors and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery 


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    49 min
  • 33: Holy Sh*tballs
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a blind date, farting in front of a supermodel, sharting, getting stuck at a work event and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Produced by John Creery


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    40 min
  • 32: Jim's Beans and it's Bridget B*tch
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a hilarious call from the one and only Bridgette of @itsbridgettebitch on IG and TT.  She takes us all the way back to High School and shares not one, but TWO of her embarrassing stories. This episode also features stories about: getting pantsed in public, surprise party gone wrong, mistaken pregnancy, pooping in a bag and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Produced by John Creery


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.