Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 51: Oops I did it again
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from a knight about an embarrassing incident at a comic book store and take a call about unintentionally making a big entrance. They also share embarrassing stories about: a mishap at a prison, turning down a job and getting busted lying, meeting your boyfriend's Mom for the first time, accidentally texting your boss and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 50: Giant Puffy Nips
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jenasie of @msviciousdesign and she shares a story that haunts her to this day due to the photographic evidence. They also talk to Heather of @the_raw_brunette who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing story that all starts with a bad reaction to a shot. They also share stories about: mistaking the sender of a Valentine's gift, a saboteur becoming the sabotaged and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    47 min
  • 49: Never been kissed
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from actor/producer/director Jason James Richter (Free Willy I and II, The Little Things) and he shares a couple of embarrassing stories, including one about the kiss he had with Mary Kate in Free Willy 2. They also take a call about a creepy podiatrist and share stories about: a roommate shame spiral, ruining your chance with a maid of honor, a real life mean girls period horror story and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min
  • 48: Tooter
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call about a middle school secret that changed a life, and share stories about: a wedding day disaster, a first date ruined by a stranger, shooting your shot and blowing an interview, pooping in a crock pot, a mountain climbing mishap and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    44 min
  • 47: Puttin' on the ritz
    We prerecorded this episode prior to the devastating wildfires that have greatly impacted Los Angeles. While our hearts and minds are constantly with the city we love; we decided to release this episode because more than ever we need some levity and pockets of joy wherever possible. Our hope is that our podcast can be a reprieve, albeit brief, from the anxiety, sorrow and fear that many of us are surrounded by at the moment. At the bottom of our show notes, you can find a list of resources of where to donate or find help if you've been impacted by the wildfires. We love this beautiful city and have been moved by the outpouring of support and the willingness of so many to step up in any way possible.  We will get through this together. ❤️

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a caller who shares a DMV horror story and they also share stories about: putting your foot in your mouth, a rest stop visit from Hell, blowing it with your crush, getting and losing your dream job in the same day and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    Links for places to donate for the wildfires impacting Los Angeles: 

    (These are Go Fund Me's that have received less than 30% of their goal and are updated regularly)
    https://personalspace.substack.com/p/where-to-donate-for-people-whove?triedRedirect=true

    My friend Zel McCarthy put this incredible list of resources together for getting and giving help: 

    https://lafirehelp.crd.co/


    Shoutout to Liz Culley of the Cool Cool Podcast for putting the links below together!

    Los Angeles Fire Department https://supportlafd.kindful.com/?campaign=1040812
    Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/
    Displaced Latino Families https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1km3lEvdVY70P3875guzujp5xtoIFMr6jVZVxfpN3MeA/htmlview?usp=gmail&pli=1
    Displaced Black Families bit.ly/rebuildAD
    The Red Cross https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation.html/?srsltid=AfmBOopnrth00baUEdhjyo1dSmxJUqBmxFemg-gTaCTUdmcKxG7d-VCH
    Pasadena Humane https://pasadenahumane.org/
    Baby2Baby https://donate.baby2baby.org/give/648067/#!/donation/checkout

    Large Google Doc that includes tons of small businesses to donate to: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10gvOxituYvxxknoY9IQa-YEqfK8WvCjcLBcg4hsmME4/edit?gid=0#gid=0



    38 min
  • 46: Techno Peppa Pig
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a kids party fail, clogging the poop deck, getting busted by your whole family, accidentally starting a fight, a nightmare stomach bug, getting saved by your period and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    36 min
  • 45: Brace for Impact
    Happy New Year! This week, Katie and Mary Kate take two calls and share stories about: a series of unfortunate events that all started with a cookie, the worst dinner party ever, a triple embarrassment that involves the beach and global humiliation, throwing yourself at someone and throwing up and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    53 min
  • 44: Where are your nuts?
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Erica Bitton (IG @gurubf) of Vacuum Girl and hear a hilarious tale of High School humiliation.  They also share stories about: injuring an idol, a failed proposal, Cultural Appropriation humiliation, a sabotaging cat, puking in front of Ron Burgundy and more!


    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 43: Adios M&M
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call with @tessyhill (who shares her viral TikTok embarrassing story) and share stories about: good intentions gone bad, the olive oil girl, accidentally becoming an exhibitionist, holding up the airport security check point line, getting egged and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    42 min
  • 42: Cauliflower Queef
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from @hansdickie (who shares the full ending to her viral IG reel) and share stories about: a sailing mishap, a high school hook up gone wrong, accidentally telling off a celebrity, puking on the job and more!


    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    36 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.