Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 31: Brad, you're a sociopath.
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: putting your foot in your mouth, getting stuck in a dressing room, ruining a breakup with a fart, pooping in the public pool, finding out what happened in a blackout, public naked humiliation and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery 


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    41 min
  • 30: Pink Vintage Show Pony Club
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate are joined by Jonny of @vintageshowpony who shares a hilarious embarrassing story of his own that involves twerking, as well as stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of the most treasured actors of our generation, accidentally flashing your whole workplace, puking on everyone, misinterpreting your students' reactions and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
     

    Produced by John Creery 


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    46 min
  • 29: It's happening.
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants at work, being an accidental perv, a first date disaster, mistaking someone in the cringiest way, flashing everyone in your town and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Don't Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    28 min
  • 28: I want chocolate pudding
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting caught in the act, what happens when you try to prank a 107 year old, a major work bathroom mishap, never being able to face your kid's teacher again, professing your love to someone who doesn't feel the same and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 27: Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity, soiling your pants without a change of clothes, giving a speech without shoes, farting in front of your boyfriend's parents the first time you meet them, pooping and passing out and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 26: Need a bag?
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst proposal, pooping your pants at a slumber party, ruining the mood, a wild house party that got out of hand, emergency diarrhea, lighting yourself on fire and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    32 min
  • 25: The night I found out I was lactose intolerant
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a plane, falling on the job, drunken mistakes, airing your dirty laundry, farting on your crush and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    41 min
  • 24: Beet Red gets Cool Cool Cool with Liz Culley
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest on the pod, Liz Culley of Cool Cool Cool! Liz shares a few of her hilarious embarrassing moments and Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of your crush, being embarrassed by your mom, drunken humilation and more! 

    Follow Liz Culley @listentoliz and @coolcoolcool

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    55 min
  • 23: Sisterhood of the traveling poop blanket
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your crush catching you pooping, confusing a date, getting caught by your parents during your first time, wiping out in front of your crush, getting caught on camera, passing out on a date and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Anthony Serrano at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    44 min
  • 22: St Simons Steamer
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a constipation nightmare, accidental nudes, getting busted by Mom, anxiety farting, sleepover antics and more!  

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    37 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.