Uptight wypipo on staycation, we hate Jane, Adam Maitland can't read, stanning for Delia Deetz, goth queen baby Lydia, vermillion vs. viridian, bad bitch Barb. Szechuan snobbery, Jane's a c*nt, pussy cow, lil' Zagnut for ya, GOU-LAY, $300 sheets?!, sweaters as pants, "Don't talk to Elvis about me", fuck off Jane, gravedigging lifehacks, musical harmonies galore, a tribute to the boredom of the businessman, leisure suit nightmare, and more!