This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr. Kimberly Shaw, we'll just be outchea clam diggin' with our single pea. It's Sleeping with the Enemy, now playing on Doom Generation.

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison Ivy!

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It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress!

We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-na-nay, a-Tucci? Bless you.

Get your fill of dirty laundry in To Die For, this time on Doom Generation.

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We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya con Dios DICK, that baby Maharajah was a full grown FREAK! It's Indiana Jones (colon) and the Dames of DOOM now playing!

Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom Generation.

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The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep.

Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting!

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Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketeers, this week on Doom Generation!

We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for PeterGet yer ship and GIP! It's Hook, this week on Doom Generation! 

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We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retriever in a lab - It's The Fly this week on Doom Generation!

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