Doom Generation

Ooze-tober begins with a trip behind the gates of Midian where the circus music intensifies. We're talking permissive freaks, thumb blades, decorative scarring, weird babies that are too wet to save, Dr. Dick doing murders IN YOUR FACE, porcupine tiddies, the LAW (whatever that means), Tony tentacles, OOZING PASTRIES and nipples, nipples, nipples! Do you wanna see? Then open up your cheek eyes and tune in for Nightbreed, this time on Doom Generation! 

We've reached the end of the Sitcomtember regularly scheduled programming but we're going out with a TWITCH TWITCH! Featuring more perfect casting, Rosie O'Donnell's snatched waist, the trials and tribulations of ZTB, stone-age bag fumbling, unnecessary toenail clipping, kidnapping for love of the game and so so much pterodactyl shit! So listen up with your weird bump ears or Bamm Bamm will eat your brains for smarts, let's all have a Yabba-Dabba-Do time with The Flintstones! Finally walking the dinosaur, this time on Doom Generation

Sitcomtember continues in an idyllic neighborhood in a small town where you don't need to lock your doors but you should! We're steppin' in with them Snidely Whiplash 11's with some butts & nutts, dry dentures with fun teeth, spicy nostrils, gummy chewy chicken, lock jaw? HELL YEAH! Sean Young dressing for the job she wants, secret Sol Rosenthal, accidental huffing and mmmmmm a neon phone.

Here go, hell come, we've become Mr. Wilson apologists and we completely forget the cartoon we watched the shit out of so come on over and smell the stinkflower, it's Dennis the Menace on this episode of Doom Generation!

Sitcomtember is gonna keep on dancin' all thru the night! We know where we are but the Shelley is Long, a eulogy for Dolly Parton who we may have killed but NOT Tim Curry, the mystery of Christopher Daniel Barnes, Marcia's shitty dry ends, the sugar bag/lunch bag differential, is that Eric Nies? IT IS! Cameos, cameos, cameos but NOT Al Pacino, inter-Brady mating in a Brady baloney sandwich with LOTS of mayo. Sir, this is the 90's and we're serving up a meatloaf sweetloaf for 9 in The Brady Bunch Movie, this time on Doom Generation!

A new month has arrived and with it some simple folk from the country who made it big with a lil' bit of black gold...Texas tea. Sitcomtember is kicking off with bear WRASSLIN', Jane Hathaway possible proud Miata driver and titan, pocket whittles, waxin' in the window, Doug Llewelyn preparing you for the judge, being INSIDE of Rob Schneider and a gentleman with a billion dollars?! Let's go down in a hoe-down on a plane full of hillbillies because we're rated AAA - A-ttractive, A-vailable and A-podcast! It's The Beverly Hillbillies giving you a Californie howdy, this week on Doom Generation!

Alien August is coming to an end with a full scale invasion and some full scale destruction because that's no miniature!

Thirty years?! SHUT UP! We've got red headed 'roids, hair pie, Nathalie, Barth-alona and IBEEEEEETHAAAAA, the only thing we know about Hugh Grant, Jameroquai sliding away from Winona's tiddies and Paul Newman who does NOT need this. So let's hang Sigourney like some elegant middle of the day sex workers because Jerry is always outchea lookin for some strange! It's Mars Attacks -ACK!-ACK! this time on Doom Generation!

We've landed with our next offering for Alien August with a silly invasion that features Christopher Titus in sassy glasses, Halloween ch-ch-ch-changes, big leaguing the kids, NOT Billy Miles, deep discussions of the consistency of kotton kandy (you can't get it wet Mike!), fun guns, wet dead eyes, suspicions of Dave's hair system, nipple out nighties and COCOONS! Are the busses still running? It's the Killer Klowns from Outer Space on this episode of Doom Generation!

We're droppin' into the badass BUSH as Alien August continues with glistenin' men, a calming dry shave, tree bukkake, snake slitherin' in the daytime, a lil' clickin' a lil' scannin', the beautiful Mac & Blaine love story, too close 2 eyes, butt blunts with Sean Penn and surprise Lisa Lisa and LOG! Dutch is both Bartles AND James, Billy fingers his bag a lil' bit and Pancho wears a hat and speaks Spanish, THAT'S IT! GET TO THA CHOPPAH we're muddin' up for Predator, this week on Doom Generation.

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Alien August rolls on with a blatant late rip off of our last classic that's bringing three more big toes, the Ronald McDonald of our childhood but not the pies, mini blinds, mini vans, the resurrection of Montgomery Ward, whistlin' bungholes, meat puppets, dog gangs and land monkeys!

So now that mom's got a taste of that sweet life insurance, shut up, eat your TOWW and tune into Mac and Me - the movie that will bring you back to life but not fix your legs, this time on Doom Generation!

We're landing on your planet with a childhood staple that's giving the appropriate amount of pizza for the growing days, the cornfields of Tujunga, Reese's Pieces lore, live dissection, Keyes to the patriarchy, neck-rections, coyotes with 3 big toes and a group of teens that would definitely beat this being to death with hammers. Turn on your heart light, penis breath! Have a Coors with mom, chill out and smoke with the kids - it's E.T. the Extra-terrestrial on this episode of Doom Generation!