Doom Generation

Criminently! It's Animation April (and our 250th episode!) so we're bringing you some foxy foxes, passing secret pouches, Prince John Little John long Johns and a debtor's prison? More like DEAD-er's prison! We discuss the trials of Chet Haze, ask if snakes sleep long and we don't know how it happened but Clucky and Little John hooked up. Who's in there stroking the taxes? Substitute with your asshole of choice! Wet eyes, get ready for 'em it's Disney's Robin Hood now on Doom Generation. Oo-de-lally golly what an episode!

To end this month of music we're bringing you an all singing all dancing SPEK-TAH-KLE so please remove your ear buds for your safety. We take our first flight with the Green Fairy to a time where they've been slamming pussies to the ground for 100 years. You're getting Duke culture appropriation, Johnny Lee Miller Easter eggs (literally), Toulouse slander, more surprise X-Files, lipstick EVERYWHERE, consumption raining on the masses and a lil' crimp to the MOON. Double break, double dose of absinthe and double the research assistant with guest star LORETTA spilling the beans on our secret to youth. It's Moulin Rouge! on this episode of Doom Generation!

We're comin' from behind when the lights are low for our next entry in March to the Music. It's a throwback that is ahead of its time while being so of its time. Relive the early 2000's with extremely low rise jeans right on the Sigourney, elegant lucite heels (RIP Dlisted), hair flips, jeans and flip flops plus acoustic guitar (NO Alan M), the instantaneous death of AJ Benza, Jerky Boys, Carson Daly Johnny Carson Carson City and all the GATTACAAAAA you can handle! Do you have change for a tampon? Let's be girls together and spend 6 whole hours and 5 long days on Josie and the Pussycats, this time on Doom Generation.

March to the Music continues with a star studded cast! Top Dollar makes a triumphant return, Doom Darling Kyle MacLachlan, dearly departed Kilmer and Madsen, Mimi Rogers and all her teeth, recent problem Crispin Glover and COSTAS MANDYLOR (but NOT Jim Carrey!)In our first double breaker of the year we have sad blossom hats, French tacos, a great penis, too many alcohols, loose pissin' and Kimberly Jimberly Morrison on the mystery track.Is everybody in? The Doom Generation is about to begin, it's The Doors!

It's a new month so let's get bodacious with our first offering for March to the Music! We've got an assortment of creepers and MJ drag, a limp Olive Oyl, BDSM gear in our OFFISSSSSS, poor hydration, a hot boxed Beamer and a heartfelt plea for a cheese subscription. Is it rockin' steady, rockin' so HARD? Steady, maybe - hard, yes! Set your brooms to stun and behold the inner crisper it's Rock n Roll Highschool Forever (and ever) this time on Doom Generation!

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and greet sir, the rules are whatever this serious Bob says. FINISH HIM! It's Mortal Kombat, now playing on Doom Generation! 

This doesn't have a happy ending, we got numbers numbers numbers, sins on sins, the sweetest taboooo, Eli and his long butt and antibiotics like Mayim Bialik. John C. McGinley comes thru again even though Sloth hasn't hit that hard since the 90's. Don't come in here to be the big spoon whilst stinking of blood and semen because we know it smells CRAZY, when this is over people will be talking about it. Join us on a Galentine's date for two on Friday the 13th for Se7en. Jodie Foster is STILL not impressed, this week on Doom Generation.

Fatal February continues with the most criminally of the insane where we clock a cold sore, a serious Bob, road head head, and a lil' quid pro quo. We affirm that Doom Gen will NOT be helping, in fact we're gonna watch the next bitch get kidnapped! Clarice steels herself for the gangbang and there are no Grissom breaths in a mortuary, get us a bucket, a basket and don't forget the COCOON! Why are you Kevin James right now? Tune in and find out, we're feelin' big through the hips and ROOMY so put the lotion in the basket, it's time for the 35th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs, now on Doom Generation!

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Doom Generation!

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE!

Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the tears we turd as we say tah-tah to TT.

We're doing it to the left and the right, we're ready to Set It Off , this time on Doom Generation.