Doom Generation

This week we're taking you back to a time of loose children, when a 9V battery could rule the world! Crack a brown bottle piss beer and accessorize the Thunder Road, let's travel though these stream and tunnels and tubes to never know at any moment what was happening next. We're giving you the sound effects you deserve as Nerdvember continues with Explorers, this time on Doom Generation!

It's Nerdvember and we've got 99 problems but a gay character ain't one. Join us on Greek row as we experience the Alpha Beta time shift that leaves more questions than answers, tiddy math ratios, slurs but not THAT kind and asking the touch questions like, can Booger get it? It's not an outright no! Nicole struggles to say fraternity and yet she persists, bonus word virginity and three fistfuls of booty, it's the Revenge of the Nerds! Now playing on Doom Generation.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your Dames of Doom! Get prepared for the floor show and turn it ALL the way DOWN because we're honoring 50 years of tradition with a whole lot of drunken sing-a-longs, cloud craps and saying shut up bitch with our eyes - we're making it very clear! Trick or treat, it's the Rocky Horror Picture show, this time on Doom Generation!

Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vickers, drown some turkeys and catch up with professor pussy hound and aggressively balding 40 year old college students and finish it off with 2 scoops of roaches! We're wrapping up Anthology October with bonus sequel material that reminds us to not take our tiddies out at the lake, it's Creepshow! This time on Doom Generation.

Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE!

Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone: The Movie this week on Doom Generation.

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club for men (of which we are presidents somehow) and almost Mark Hamill's butthole. It's John Carpenter's Body Bags, this time on Doom Generation!

It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched buttholes, penthouse knowledge and that pigeon gets it too! Finally, we head back to the 'burbs to find a very unlikeable mother, grandma dracula or gramacula, Polly's pecker and a troll we would totally adopt and force to live in our dollhouse - it's Cat's Eye, this time on Doom Generation.

This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr. Kimberly Shaw, we'll just be outchea clam diggin' with our single pea. It's Sleeping with the Enemy, now playing on Doom Generation.

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison Ivy!

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