Before you Jump Podcast

Before you Jump Podcast

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Before you Jump Podcast episodes

  • Before you Jump...Ep26 - By the Slice!
    OMG its been a minute but we have finally recorded an episode. 
    Both the boys have been having a hard time of it so we finally managed to pull up our boot straps and record. 
    We cover a bunch of stuff including Peter Andre (remember him?) Health, Life, depression, Auckland, lava lavas and more
    Stay strong everyone, and if you need help, please reach out to those who can help
    1 hr 12 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep24 - Fog Horning
    Wait til you hear the smooth sounds coming straight into your ears on this one!
    That's right, tune in and hear why we sound so awesome and our new toys!
    We also talk KFC, and invent a new sex term that almost made us fall off our chairs. 
    Dylan has an epic moment on stage and Kels plans to get his mum drunk.
    All that and more on this weeks episode!
    1 hr 37 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep23 - Carl Hayman shines bright
    We dive into some news and explore coal burners and how they effect weird people in caravans.
    We also talk about Classic All Blacks and how head knocks are taking their effect on our favourite players. 
    We go hypothetical and put Kelz on an island (he just... couldnt figure it out)
    Plus Instagram, meaty girls, Aunty Trish gets on the booze and more
    Plus a new opening track!  Let us know what you think!
    Music by Music Unlimited from Pixabay
    1 hr 16 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep22 - It's been a hard day's night
    Oh man, life's a motherf**ker sometimes. After suffering through a traumatic and heartbreaking few weeks, Dylan also has to endure a day from hell. When Kels addresses the obvious tension in the room, Dylan starts to vent and unload some of this trauma, spilling his guts about losing a close family member, and how he became a victim of the current NZ health system. We review the "Top 20 Worst Movies of the 2000's" list, talk about Dylan's new KFC lunch order, and Kels devours cum-filled donuts for a good cause.
    1 hr 38 min
  • BYJ EP 21A - Sophia's Book Review

    As mentioned in a previous Episode, Dylan's Daughter has given us a beauty book review on a rather heavy book

    She looks at Hope: A Memoir of Survival in Cleveland by Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, Kevin Sullivan, Mary Jordan

    Enjoy

    https://www.amazon.com/Hope-Survival-Cleveland-Amanda-Berry/dp/0143108204


    29 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep21 - We gotta get Mike King!

    Okay listen up Fam, it's our 21st, and sh*ts about to get real! 

    We have a HUGE announcement for a future show...so big we can't even tell you what it is here, you just have to tune in! 

    Do you know Mike King? We need him! Yes that's a serious question!

    Oh and also, Part 3 in the "pretty brown girl" saga. Yes the saga still continues! We see how Kels is progressing. 

    By the way did we mention we have HUGE news! OMG its epic!

    Plus we talk about the seed that started the show and how TESD influenced us to start this Podcast.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep20 - The XX-Rated Episode 20 Milestone Spectacular!!!

    Damn, son! We done did it homies! We went and got all XX-rated on ya! We are now officially 20 episodes old, Fam! 

    We look back on how starting this Podcast, and how being consistent with getting together to chat/record has literally changed and saved our lives!  Dylan highlights the obvious changes within himself, his life, his marriage and his relationship with his kids. We then discuss openly the positive impact it has had, and just how this Podcast can save a life like it has for Kels, and how this Podcast has given both boy's hope for the future. 

    We have a nosey at some of the countries our listener's reside in, catch up on Kel's attempts at getting the "hot brown girl's" number (Week 2 - the saga continues!), and Dylan reviews and jizzes over a recent visit to a buffet restaurant. Michael Jackson gets a mention, and is there a satisfactory amount of time to wait before a Holocaust joke is deemed acceptable, if ever? What, too soon? Still?!

    Remember if you need someone to message, to talk to or just a chat, please reach out to us, or to people like Lifeline (0800 543 354) a mate, a family member or even to your local church or temple! Please talk to someone, it WILL make a world of difference. 


    Suicide Crisis Helpline – 0508 828 865 (0508 TAUTOKO).

    Healthline – 0800 611 116

    Samaritans – 0800 726 666

    1 hr 28 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep19 - JK's Lil Black Dog

    OMG, we are back! Recording LIVE from our new cool studio space/movie theatre that Jenn kindly revamped and built! We talk dating advice with Kels, regarding a girl Kels wants to be in. We strategise (poorly) how to broach certain conversations with her, and scheme effective ways Kels can acquire her number. We once again talk about the best decade of them all, the 90's - the music, the clothes, the TV and the Teletext it provided!  We sing the praises of one of our favourite Palmy comedians, Matthew Willey. Dylan talks about his bad week that went from bad to worse, plus we have some sound advise for Sir John Kirwan and his "plan" that doesn't quite suit everyone's battle with Depression. Don't forget you can catch Dylan MC'ing this Friday's (May 20) Comedy for a Cause show at the Globe theatre, only $20! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKDcecbc8X4

    1 hr 32 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep18 - Kels gets da Covidz and doesn't die, what?!

    This Episode is a bloody doozy! The boy's are back after a break, but for good reason...Covid catches Kels, badly! But first, a confronting, sad and honest discussion evolves from a moment that was originally meant to stay private. Kel's opens up about a recent fight to not succumb and be killed, and the amazing mental breakthrough that transpired. Hear how that day affected Dylan, his family and nearly cutting their family holiday short. Our podcast proudly has its first paid segment! The boy's review new products sent from a global brand based out of Russia! With their newfound influencer status, the boy's buck typical podcasting traditions with their overly honest review. We also scheme ways to hustle free food from our fav local food spots. This is a great episode! No, really, it's a f**kin goody.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Before you Jump...Ep17 - Swipe Right for Morgan
    We're joined by none other than Mr "Name-dropped every ep" himself, Morgan Hunter-Bell!
    The guys breakdown the Will Smith/Chris Rock slap from a husband's and comedian's point of view.  Was it right, was it wrong, is Jenny Sacks ass fat? (if you know, you know) . We praise the acting skills of Halle Berry, and how epic she was in The Flinstones. Dylan decides he wants to go sailing, and we try and find someone special for Morgan...oh, and Kels...but ahhh mostly Morgs. 
    Just be wary of the Reaper...
    1 hr 11 min

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Before You Jump tackles the question: why is mental health still so hard for people to talk about?