Bert Kreischer Gets Pranked By His Biggest Fear

Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE!

00:00 START

01:27 Rolex boys

04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman

08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT

12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself

15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker

20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction

30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives

32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life

37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt

41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy

45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS

51:15 Body counts really do count

59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them"

01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer

01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD

01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns

01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack

01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done

01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking

01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral

01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing

01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING

02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other

02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life