The Calculator is a guy with a giant pocket calculator on his chest. Probably the worst way to wear a pocket calculator. Also, why would anyone wear a calculator?

The Calculator first appeared in Detective Comics #463

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Turtle Man is a lesson is never compromising on living the life of your dreams. Unfortunately, for Turtle Man, the life of his dreams was committing robberies dressed like a turtle (tortoise, actually).

Turtle Man first appeared in Showcase #4.

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Zoltan Drago had a dream. A dream of bringing his wax sculptures to life. And a chemistry lab. And no training whatsoever. What could possibly go wrong?

Mister Fear first appeared in Daredevil #6

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If a "Who's on First" bit was extended into a entire criminal career, Mr. Who is a scientist who discovered a life-changing serum that helped him to change into any form needed, create giant spiders, and have super-strength...and instead of selling it used it to rob art galleries.

Mr. Who first appeared More Fun Comics #73

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The Asthma Monster is exactly what he sounds like. A guy who gives people asthma. His weakness is inhalers and concussions.

The Asthma Monster first appeared in Captain America Meets the Asthma Monster.

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What happens when you jump into the East River with radioactive isotopes? You get fish powers, of course.

No one laughs at Mr. Fish. And by "no one" we mean "everyone."

Mr. Fish first appeared in Luke Cage, Power Man #29.

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Tomorrow Man is proof both that we can have hope in the future (it's a utopia where people forgot how to even make weapons), but also be misanthropic because there's always one disgruntled jerk out to ruin everything.

Tomorrow Man first appeared in Journey into Mystery #86

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I mean, no one condones gladiator fights, but who among us would turn down a chance to watch Superman slug it out with a giant, superpowered gorilla?

King Krypton the Super Gorilla first appeared in Action Comics #238

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Robbing Hood is a villain who "robs from the decadent poor and gives to the righteous rich." He is, sadly, in good company.

Robbing Hood first appeared in Prize Comics #39.

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Tino the Terrible Teen is the richest teenage in the world, a thing that was probably more noteworthy before TikTok and influencers and stuff.

Tino the Terrible Teen first appeared in Challengers of the Unknown #57.

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